There was that news article the other day about the employee that fell into the carrot slicer at the factory...

So...you look at the ball...the tan coloured potato looking ball...in your flesh covered fingers...and decided the ball was flesh coloured...

Soylent-cut carrots

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Wait, don't everyone naturally have jaundice?

Got to be racially inclusive, I’m pinker than most people

The Forbidden Donut Hole