"well hell, Bobby, how are we gonna get out of this mudhole?"

"hold on, Frank. Let me get my protractor."

The fucking Pythagorean theorem

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Exactly

Get that smart intern over here. We want to add some smart stuff to this truck.

The intern:

I’m firing the contractor if I see him go out to his truck to reference the armrest before framing my roof.

and I told my teacher I wouldn't need to use it.

Can you imagine trying to tell Pythagoras that 1500 years in the future there's going to be a self-propelled metal wagon that runs on liquid dinosaur, and inside is his math work on the deck of a compartment that's used mainly to hold chew and Bush light?

Ironic, as the people who drive RAMs cannot read.

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A truck for construction dummies. This is all common knowledge in the construction trade. If a contractor has to refer to that, he should be fired on the spot. Nice fail Dodge.

https://www.reddit.com/r/gatekeeping/ 'making things more accessible and useful? How dare they! If I had it hard, it should be hard for everyone!'

Thats 60 not 50.

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LMAO,. You're one of the construction dummies! Lol, do the rest of us a favor and go back to flipping burgers. You're easily triggered, I like that. And your assumption is as false as you are. Construction was never hard for me. Nice try sweetheart, LMFAO

It literally says it’s a Ram in the title and you call it a Dodge. Dudes illiterate

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It's basically the same thing. Geeze you people never cease to amaze me.

He would be extremely confused, as the first dinosaur bone was discovered over 2000 years after he died (he died about 2500 years ago).

I hope the also have 'you're" and "your" to help people out.

Also "ask" and "aks"

Ram owners still wouldn’t comprehend the difference. If they could tell correct from incorrect they wouldn’t have the Ram in the first place; they’d own a <insert any non-Chrysler brand>.

Man came onto reddit looking for a fight

I just wanna know like how I'm supposed to use it since it doesn't fold all the way back and you can't use it when it's down

ROFLOL...like 99% of Ram drivers even know what this stuff is for!

I can see Tesla doing something dumb like this.

The Voyager Plastic Record

And like the 16.9 ton towing capacity, 99.8% of the time it will not be utilized.

This is going to bother me.

Maybe Stellantis (FCA, Fiat, Cerberus, Daimler-Benz, Chrysler…or whatever they are these days) should share that fancy information with their engineering department to use so the shit doesn’t fall apart or rust-out!

At first, I thought it was hieroglyphics

Technically incorrect, it was 2000 yrs later when someone said hey, this could be an old animal, and not Dragons, Griffins, cyclops or unicorns.

But it's there... in case

This is the problem with new product managers. Moronic idea that somehow made it to production. This is the effect of giving everyone a voice…

If I ever move out of my parents house AND i buy a car AND it’s a pick up truck AND I drive it somewhere, I may want to do some angle calculations while sitting inside of my center console. Sadly, I left my iPad at home so I’d have to look for a alternative. And here it is people….

Why did we have to hire him/her?

Ja-ja-ja-jackoff!!!!!

If I recall all the Pythagoras I read he would say something like...FUCK YEAH!!!

Him and diagonies pretty much famous for partying