Submitted by ooqt t3_zxoika in mildlyinteresting
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crabmuncher t1_j221bhf wrote
Well of course if you don't refrigerate it!
7o83r t1_j21etvk wrote
Comsume also means "to use up"...
ooqt OP t1_j21f20a wrote
It does, but how often have you seen a product label using this sense of the term?
ooqt OP t1_j21epwt wrote
While it's a technically correct usage of the term I found this amusing considering that it almost always means eating/drinking the substance when used in such a label.
Sambal_Oelek t1_j21v0zy wrote
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EndersGame_Reviewer t1_j23uzj9 wrote
>This bottle of car wash instructs me to consume it within 24 days
They probably say that, because if you wait for 24 days after starting to consuming it, you'll be dead by the time the 24 days are up, and won't get to drink the rest of it.
maxtiang79 t1_j22dhl3 wrote
Or after 24 days. You may get chucks coming out of your cleaning fluid.
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ScienceMomCO t1_j269grn wrote
Quick, time to make a fast buck and open up a pop-up car wash 🧽. Unless you live in Denver or Buffalo, then shelve that idea for another day.
westdl t1_j226tm9 wrote
Did Trump push this as another Covid cure?
OorPancake t1_j21n8cr wrote
It probably tastes rank rotten after 24 days.