Submitted by majordanger t3_zzzwov in mildlyinteresting
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CromulentBanter t1_j2en4uw wrote
Ah yes, Midge McConnell.
blueprint0411 t1_j2en8ck wrote
Looks like? Pretty sure thats the turtle himself
meathead t1_j2enfa7 wrote
No way, this woman has a chin
MtCO87 t1_j2ep4c0 wrote
Nah that’s him, remember their all clones now and live forever lol
elons-teeny-weeny t1_j2eqngx wrote
She’s his exact twin but somehow still not nearly as stomach turningly fugly
JohannReddit t1_j2es3uh wrote
Moscow Marge
dbbost t1_j2esl07 wrote
You'll never convince me that's not the turtle man in drag
Panolias t1_j2et8k7 wrote
I Knew It!
Onetap1 t1_j2ewqm7 wrote
Or are you a stranger without even a name,
imprisoned forever behind a glass pane.
In an old photograph, torn, tattered and stained
And fading to yellow in a brown leather frame
revnto7k t1_j2ezrh2 wrote
I laughed way too hard at this..
chrisslooter t1_j2f83in wrote
Moscow Mitch has a flabbier chin than this lady.
sussistar t1_j2f8w66 wrote
Mitch’s ancestor Michelle McConnell
rocksfly t1_j2f9n3h wrote
He was probably on his way to story time.
Godawgs1009 t1_j2faz15 wrote
Bitch McConnell
panda-sec t1_j2fdsz7 wrote
She's also good at blocking progress
tehoperative t1_j2fef0g wrote
LMFAO! Looks like.
TheAngelPeterGabriel t1_j2fejje wrote
Why are there termite holes in the frame?
SilentScyther t1_j2fet7f wrote
New McConnel lore just dropped
CustardCarpet t1_j2fgvej wrote
R63 Mitch
talkintater t1_j2fhrm6 wrote
Not so. She has life behind her eyes.
AleeeeshaB t1_j2fi4qh wrote
She has a better neck
dexterlab97 t1_j2fimb2 wrote
r/walmartcelebrities
scarf_prank_hikers t1_j2fiy95 wrote
Please tell me you bought this
OneSidedDice t1_j2fj7tp wrote
From back in the day when he and J. Edgar Hoover were hot on the cross-dressing speakeasy scene
Unusualhuman t1_j2fm2gy wrote
I think prob wood boring beetles
PaintedLady5519 t1_j2fm9f3 wrote
Are we sure it’s NOT Mitch?!?
tree-molester t1_j2fmk5n wrote
That’s ‘Bitch Yo Mama!’
thisisfakereality t1_j2fncjl wrote
*She identifies as Mitch McConnell
furryfrog02 t1_j2foqvt wrote
Turtles live a very long time.
IhoujinDesu t1_j2fozcd wrote
Marty! We must go back to fix the timeline!
xaclewtunu t1_j2fpv0b wrote
McConnell is more feminine looking.
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bcb77 t1_j2fr2d4 wrote
I think she looks more like Ben Stein.
Weaponized-Potato t1_j2fr8l8 wrote
“Feed me poor people.”
Get_your_grape_juice t1_j2frsjn wrote
Michelle McConnell.
thund3rcl33z t1_j2fshe1 wrote
She's very ashamed of her son.
DiceyWoodchuck t1_j2fsjxc wrote
Bitch McConnel
Elbarto_007 t1_j2fssju wrote
No she has a chin
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We_are_land_crabs t1_j2fv5ct wrote
Michelle McConnell
tmdblya t1_j2fvc7v wrote
Who’d a thunk it. A gender bending time traveler.
RabidOtters t1_j2fvlj5 wrote
You can't prove it's not.
Think about it
coatrack68 t1_j2fwnx0 wrote
“Looks Like”…
Protean_Protein t1_j2fxldz wrote
“Put a hat on a turtle” does not mean what I thought it meant.
kurtz4008 t1_j2emeqh wrote
Also ugly.