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jamesinboise t1_ixftwff wrote

You got the sawed-off-the-end roll. It's rare!

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Persus9 t1_ixftxn1 wrote

What is this, toilet paper for ants?

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IllegalbeagleCO t1_ixfuw6v wrote

I knew rolls were getting smaller but that is just ridiculous.

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whoop_other t1_ixfx4ix wrote

Why did you do that? Pull out a full one

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m4m249saw t1_ixfyj6h wrote

For your tight ass rich relative

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AthenaZN t1_ixg3tug wrote

Dog’s expression got me!! 😂😂😂

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Lokivstheworld t1_ixge5dw wrote

If you email the manufacturer about it, they'll more than likely send you a free pack

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porcelainvacation t1_ixgekob wrote

Replying to jamesinboise (#626,371)

My dad managed a paper mill when I was a kid and used to bring home a ‘log’ of paper towels sometimes- it was about 6 feet wide and we used them for picnic table cloths. They were usually a funny color because he would grab them from the scrap pile, and they would be the changeover paper from when they switched dye blends for the various brands they produced at the mill. They usually ground them back up into paper again, but they let employees take them home for personal use.

The machine that cuts the logs into rolls of toilet paper or paper towels looks like a bunch of chop saws in a line.

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wander9077 t1_ixgis2w wrote

Dog: "Why you looking at me with that skinny roll and your phone"

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Erik_Phisher t1_ixhceyv wrote

Good luck wiping with that. That's got finger-slip written all over it.

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Oseirus t1_ixhf0qn wrote

You found Spider-Man's web shooter from the alternate universe where he never fought supervillains but instead became a hostile frat boy that partied too much on weekends.

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glorious_reptile t1_ixhk8ni wrote

When you have to go to the toilet, and have to send a Telex as well

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bitingback t1_ixj9cip wrote

The mayday bandaid papers! Just break a piece to stick to a cut.

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IKarma96 t1_ixjx4pm wrote

You cut that. It's obvious from the direction of the paper fiber. From top left to bottom right. And it doesn't even look wet as a dog would've surely gotten it wet chewing on it.

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