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fecoz98 t1_iwziklk wrote

Pidgey fainted!

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mrtn17 t1_iwziue3 wrote

If you kiss it, it will turn into a hipster with a man bun

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Dysomma t1_iwziyke wrote

Careful. Airbnb probably adds an extra fee for this.

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Footoloose t1_iwzj8z5 wrote

Did you get the keys via a lockbox or number pad, because the owner is probably a cat.

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styoupid t1_iwzjex4 wrote

What did it do to you?

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Deslah t1_iwzjueg wrote

Now that you showed us what's for breakfast, where's the bed part of the deal?

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Ok-Mud4136 t1_iwzmswe wrote

Gonna have to charge you for that

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Smythzilla t1_iwznszz wrote

You will be assessed the $300 dead bird fee, thanks for your stay with AirBNB!

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polkaguy6000 t1_iwznvkr wrote

Replying to Det_Crashmore (#579,272)

It's not pinin' it's passed on. This parrot is no more. It has ceased to be. It's expired and gone to see its maker. This is a late parrot. It's a stiff bereffed of life. It rests in peace. If you didn't nail it to the perch, it'd be pushing up the daisies. Is rung down the curtain and joined the choir invisible. This is an ex-parrot.

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Mryan7600 t1_iwzo511 wrote

Better leave it where you find it or you will get charged a surprise 400$ fee at checkout.

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fishgraphics t1_iwzolpa wrote

He’s dying to stay there with you.

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the_canna_kate t1_iwzoowx wrote

Good thing they also have a dead bird scoop

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nlilo222 t1_iwzotwj wrote

He's the previous AirBnB guest.

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The_Sleep t1_iwzoys1 wrote

You should stay out of the mines then.

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suitntiekid18 t1_iwzp5df wrote

free food, still looks pretty fresh, there’s still plenty of meat on that bird. Now you take this home, throw it in a pot, add some broth, a potato. Baby, you’ve got a stew going

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juce44 t1_iwzpxul wrote

It’s a warning. Don’t snitch about the conditions of your ABNB. Good luck now. /s

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ZachWithAnH024 t1_iwzq02x wrote

That appears to be a fireplace shovel. My guess is it came through the chimney

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markjyoungjr t1_iwzqcya wrote

Replying to TitaniumTadpole (#579,276)

I’m wondering if a bird (probably the one you linked) got into the house and the owners left. The home ended up not getting rented out for quite some time and the poor birdy didn’t make it ):

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karavasis t1_iwzqlnl wrote

That 250 cleaning fee doesn’t cover taking out the dead

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th00ht t1_iwzqq70 wrote

There were live birds where you're staying?

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timbo88666 t1_iwzrazx wrote

He killed himself after noticing the cleaning fee

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MOTORG0AT t1_iwzrj14 wrote

Sell it to a blind kid.

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severed0 t1_iwzs902 wrote

Bird funeral just became one of your future activities. Make it good, only the nicest shoe box will do.

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thetyler83 t1_iwzs9o4 wrote

You sold my dead bird to a blind kid?

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PXranger t1_iwzshez wrote

“Dead Bird upcharge, $200”

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n3w4cc01_1nt t1_iwzsmjq wrote

that means the ghost cat that haunts the house thinks you're weak and can't get your own food.

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Klin24 t1_iwzt28x wrote

THE AIR IS POISON, GET OUT

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Party-Ad78 t1_iwzt6zv wrote

It's a hyper-realistic cake. Cut it.

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OkSpecial4376 t1_iwzukyx wrote

Look if your airbnb owner is leaving you dead birds it's because they think you don't know how to hunt on your own.

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Ecstatic_Soft4407 t1_iwzuxih wrote

It’s a gift. Their version of the chocolate on the pillow.

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Pigeonzlut t1_iwzvoy2 wrote

Its an omen to stop using Air Bnb

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dinorel t1_iwzx0ps wrote

Did you find the second B?

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Atomsteel t1_iwzxb21 wrote

Per our guest policy please host a funeral for the bird. It must be placed into an appropriate container that you provide. Please be respectful and observe Shiva for our fallen feathered friend. Please strip the bed and wash the linens. Make the bed fully before leaving. The trash must be put in the dumpster at the end of the block each night before 3 am. There will be an 800 dollar cleaning fee imposed for any found dead pets. Thank you for choosing AirBnB. Your card has been charged 1600 for cleaning fees. Enjoy your stay.

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agoodguitarsolo t1_iwzxb9n wrote

Looks like a Carolina Wren. Very sad but not uncommon for them to find themselves mistakenly in someone’s house. No one was there to let them out. Encroachment on habitats will do that to a mfer. Sad

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Bean-Swellington t1_iwzyjez wrote

Oh! Sorry host, I charge a mandatory $1,019 dead animal removal fee and since you didn’t inform me ahead of time that I would be removing a dead animal from my rental there’s an unexpected animal removal surcharge of $318 for a total of $1,337.

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durenatu t1_iwzzzgo wrote

There was free food on your airbnb

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eulynn34 t1_ix00v7o wrote

Looks like you're about to shovel it out the window.

Now you probably have to pay a $250 bird funeral fee

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ststaro t1_ix016mj wrote

Fireplace? The screen on top might be missing

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saggytestis t1_ix01bda wrote

That's why they keep the shovel there, didn't you realize the fireplace is nonfunctional?

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edbgon t1_ix026xx wrote

Replying to ststaro (#580,893)

This used to happen to us before we fixed the stovepipe, but our fireplace is not normally open. Suddenly we'd open the doors and an ash covered bird would fly out and slam into the windows.

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blackbeltmessiah t1_ix0396g wrote

Should make a tiny tombstone visible from the window.

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AXLPendergast t1_ix03j1q wrote

It couldn’t afford the cleaning fee and was ‘taken out’

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B3asty97 t1_ix045fd wrote

No pets allowed. That’ll be $200

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crhickey257 t1_ix04e70 wrote

Usually have to pay extra for that.

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chumchees t1_ix04plw wrote

Did you at least attempt mouth to beak.

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Markqz t1_ix054mz wrote

Bird and Bath?

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purpaglurb t1_ix0753p wrote

There was a very much alive bird one time in an Airbnb I rented, I almost peed my pants when I saw it flying around. Response from the property owner: thanks for letting it out.

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soks86 t1_ix0antd wrote

Replying to Philias2 (#581,114)

Never heard of it.

Never seen it.

I'm aware of and have watched Monty Python content.

Your description feels lacking.

Edit: It's 22nd on Youtube, pretty far down since I wasn't counting non-sketch videos.

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Wildvikeman t1_ix0dh7j wrote

Reported for killing an endangered species.

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lonestiz t1_ix0dtyh wrote

Air Bird N Breakfast

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fliberdygibits t1_ix0fwwj wrote

Curious, most places just put a mint on the pillow.

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Adept_Cranberry_4550 t1_ix0mxhy wrote

Is there... is there also an empty cage?

Because that'd be a pretty good prank!

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HTorv t1_ix0ng2v wrote

Move!! Bad omen.

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ellefleming t1_ix0ohlm wrote

Why would anyone ever stay at an air BNB? Hotels all the way.

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Boaz183 t1_ix0pjan wrote

Pretty bird, pretty bird.

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Sinicalkush t1_ix0pns8 wrote

Damn, poor thing got stuck in their house and couldn't make his way out.

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Pat_9921 t1_ix0twkx wrote

That's a message for you. Get to deciphering!!

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basko13 t1_ix0vkqb wrote

Well, without a meal it would be only AirB

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Evilmaze t1_ix0vm8b wrote

Canary in a coal mine

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Intruder6 t1_ix12kf1 wrote

There is also a dead bird on your shovel

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fanseman OP t1_ix13d93 wrote

I should mention for those concerned that the bird was not alone at their time of death. There was another bird still flying around that I guided outside before scooping the one who met their untimely end. It was a nice welcome treat from my Superhost

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TheIAP88 t1_ix14fr9 wrote

Replying to Dysomma (#579,271)

Sounds as someone who’s never dealt with Airbnb. In reality, if you report it’ll probably end up with you not having to pay for the accommodation.

I had an instance were someone I know reported the apartment they were staying in for having a mouse and it ended with animal services showing up and then not having to pay for the whole week they stayed there.

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SolyCalma t1_ix14tl9 wrote

It's the owner's cat leaving you a welcome present.

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Cmdr_Toucon t1_ix16bzc wrote

Canary in the coal mine. Sleep well

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tbyd t1_ix16dph wrote

You could say he overstayed his welcome.

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Knife-yWife-y t1_ix1af8y wrote

Went on a tour of Airbnb for a possible wedding venue for my out-of-state SIL. I found a dead cockroach in the basement and a dead rat in the in-ground spa. Needless to say, I persuaded SIL to go with another location. 🤷‍♀️

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Irejecturselfimage t1_ix1c364 wrote

Probably dont want to tell potential guests about a dead bird in YOUR airbnb. May affect booking.

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Key-Wishbone4987 t1_ix1jg29 wrote

I think the bird made reservations but forgot he just checked out earlier poor little bird bless his little heart

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Sam_GT3 t1_ix1mpkd wrote

Am I the only one who thought the gravel was broken glass, and that this little bird somehow smashed through the window and died?

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LucidZane t1_ix1pqr8 wrote

I've heard of dead birds in the fireplace before, where was he at?

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Ibtee786 t1_ix1qbn3 wrote

Hope you had funeral for the bird.

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Elmondo2 t1_ix1vysg wrote

How much did he pay ?

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Sti8man7 t1_ix1wj1c wrote

Canary in the coal mine

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Infinite-Golf-9760 t1_ix1ync8 wrote

So sad :( was it there left for you as a “welcome gift” ?

From now on I’ll call it AirBnBirb

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Shibbystix t1_ix20fst wrote

Still gonna hit you with that cleaning fee

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UNOtrickyTrish t1_ix214h3 wrote

Well dang…. Pretty bird though. RIP feathered friend. Nature happens….. carry on

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TopAlert2383 t1_ix21olx wrote

There's a military cadence about this damn yellow bird.

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dylovell t1_ix242on wrote

Leave them a bill for pest control.

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acintheheat t1_ix25x62 wrote

Seems like the start of a horror film. Get out now!!!

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duffeldorf t1_ix26uaq wrote

The cat left you a welcoming present

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[deleted] t1_ix2fjh8 wrote

Where is this restaurant ?

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KyorlSadei t1_ix2h0ad wrote

It was alive before you got there… what did you do?

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jkelley41 t1_ix2i494 wrote

AirBnB stay for 2 nights: $127

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Cleaning Fee: $350

Service Fee: $109

Bird Fee: $75

TOTAL: 18 times the cost of the stay

Fuck AirBnBs.

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Max0_o123 t1_ix2ij6n wrote

But... That's the provided food!

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XicaaxiC t1_ix30uz1 wrote

Omg I initially thought it was intentionally displayed like this on a stands and I was like what kind of a psychopath….

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Colonelangus47 t1_ix3akt0 wrote

Has working the mine taught you nothing?! GET OUT OF THERE! 😳

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idiBanashapan t1_ix3mzu7 wrote

At least it died on a handy dead-bird-removing shovel.

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qedjoel t1_ix3vygb wrote

Sometimes the hosts leave snacks

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