Submitted by pancaketheskink t3_z4us5p in mildlyinteresting
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rc852 t1_ixt27sh wrote
So he can just get a new one
Nutsnboldt t1_ixtgngx wrote
But only in Oregon
Kahnza t1_ixu10mb wrote
There was a place my dad took me to that would give you a free one too. In Minnesota. I don't think it was ever a thing with Tootsie. I think adults just did it to make kids happy.
HeadCryptographer405 t1_ixsx612 wrote
This is my dream!
pancaketheskink OP t1_ixsx7s9 wrote
I respectfully hate you
HeadCryptographer405 t1_ixsy3zq wrote
Thumbsed you up, cause, well...
BullFrogz13 t1_ixsur8k wrote
It would certainly confuse the owl.
LoveVirginiaTech t1_ixsx8i8 wrote
Mathematically, it will take you an infinite number of licks to get to the chewy center
mjkjg2 t1_ixteexl wrote
dividing by 0
scared_of_Low_stuff t1_ixt04tx wrote
That's a dumdum
pancaketheskink OP t1_ixt0bbu wrote
I see why you would think that
plywalker t1_ixtmu18 wrote
Wasn’t talking about the candy
*this is just a joke
FeedbackElectronic30 t1_ixt3m1j wrote
Definitely get that toe nail away from the sucker though
pancaketheskink OP t1_ixt3ogm wrote
Finger nail but yeah
tarapotamus t1_ixsymuk wrote
It's better that way
fx2009 t1_ixt7ilm wrote
Tootsie flop
LieutenantBJ t1_ixtisb1 wrote
Good. The tootsie is the worst part.
Nice-Ordinary-726 t1_ixujii5 wrote
I agree
SlaveToNone666 t1_ixsveyg wrote
So you just got a pop then.
pancaketheskink OP t1_ixsvhuj wrote
Sadly😢
billhaigh t1_ixt52xs wrote
My wife had given some tootsie pops to one of her grandkids. I think she was more upset than the kid was when they both discovered no Tootsies we're injured in the making of their candy.
pullonmynards t1_ixt6pzi wrote
Tips my list for most underrated candy of all time.
Reborn_TM t1_ixy2g66 wrote
Idk why I laughed so hard at this caption lol
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mjkjg2 t1_ixted0e wrote
Suing!
Zarkdiaz t1_ixtfeb6 wrote
Aa one. Twooooo. Three! Crunch. Ow.
IeatGreenoreos t1_ixtfy2n wrote
Sue them
-disso t1_ixtt7rl wrote
Haha get fvcked
photonicsguy t1_ixunlnq wrote
How many licks to the centre?
Amulet-Webdragon t1_ixv7qdb wrote
I’d complain. Write letters. It must be some sort of government plot. Or aliens.
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ChipsAhoyishereforit t1_ixt84k2 wrote
Lucky! I hate chocolate.
Hitman-0311 t1_ixsuozn wrote
But you got the Indian and Star.