Submitted by bezododo t3_yhcnx1 in mildlyinteresting
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iwascompromised t1_iudilj9 wrote
The nest and the shed.
totally_schtooid t1_iudkwl6 wrote
Nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
TuzkiPlus t1_iuexwna wrote
EXTERMINATUS
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benark t1_iuehbn4 wrote
Downer-time: burning wasp nests STINKS terribly. Don't just throw one in your neighbors' backyard fire. Bad times.
SurrealRareAvis t1_iueq5zz wrote
Huh. Who knew?
Thanks for the heads up!
htmlcody t1_iufk7ma wrote
Huh. Who knew?
Thanks for the challenge!
GreyFoXguy t1_iufwx59 wrote
Is your name Buzz Killington?
chakzzz t1_iuh61ch wrote
And then burn the ashes, just to be sure
sladebonge t1_iuh835e wrote
Just to be sure.
GreyFoXguy t1_iufxq46 wrote
That reminds me, where do you take a hornet if they are dying? To the waspital
haxxer_4chan t1_iud6ns7 wrote
Now for some delicious honey! People say that wasps don't make honey, but there's no science to back that up
Crotchless_Panties t1_iud88rp wrote
Came here to ask what they do eat, because I have never seen them making anything except paper nests and trouble.
tehmlem t1_iudepfa wrote
They feed their babies insects but the adults eat nectar, fruit, honeydew, and sometimes the secretions of their larvae depending on species. Basically a lot of flower's ball sweat and bug's ass juice.
Crotchless_Panties t1_iudvtjn wrote
No wonder they are always pissed off!
admiralteal t1_iueo79u wrote
On the bug juice: the most awful behavior of wasps, in terms of its ability to generate existential dread, is to gather carrion or hunt for meat which they feed to the larvae. The larvae then digest the meat (since the wasps cannot) and secrete a sweet substance to feed the adult wasps.
Like external stomaches for rotten meat.
Inevergnu t1_iuewsey wrote
Great, now I'm hungry again.
htmlcody t1_iufkr6d wrote
a flower’s ball sweat
i am dead
Joseki100 t1_iudjvu2 wrote
They feed on sheer anger.
yeuzinips t1_iudg6rv wrote
Pop a quick H on this box...
Abedbob t1_iuewh46 wrote
Tape a tube and smoke them out to get to their delicious honey
Johnny_Utah09 t1_iudohix wrote
There's some very basic science to support that pal.
haxxer_4chan t1_iudp1a9 wrote
Alright well I'm gonna check it out anyway. There could be something delicious in here that wasps do make, and I want that.
nsa_reddit_monitor t1_iudqmzm wrote
> There could be something delicious in here that wasps do make
There is!
QuantomField t1_iuf1kpj wrote
Take your ass to r/weeatwasps and get out.
imacatpersonforreal t1_iudlx4v wrote
Just make sure you don't get stung, so as to not mess up your dating profile pic that you'll inevitably be taking today.
QuantomField t1_iuf1s0f wrote
Be sure to cover up your knees.
The_Dingman t1_iudp1fd wrote
That's a hornet nest. Paper wasp nests are flat with exposed comb.
bezododo OP t1_iufncoh wrote
Oh wow, how can I tell the difference?
Luh2018 t1_iuewtjq wrote
Hornets are wasps, no?
howard416 t1_iuey9w4 wrote
But not paper wasps
htmlcody t1_iufkh0q wrote
that’s right let’s just call them paper hornets and that will take the sting right out of this debate
The-mighty-joe t1_iuf12ei wrote
Hell, I’d settle for a light peppering of some napalm.
TolliverCrane t1_iugoehk wrote
Here's the thing. You said a jackdaw is a crow.
icantfeelmyskull t1_iud3800 wrote
r/thingscutinhalfporn
DYMongoose t1_iudobw6 wrote
This is absolutely terrifying to me.
cgmacleo t1_iudqlh3 wrote
Mild r/trypophobia
Icedcoffeeee t1_iue7tmx wrote
Paper wasps are surprisingly mellow. I moved into a new house, and was so busy getting settled. In April, these brownish, dangly legged paper wasps built a nest in a gap about five feet from my front door. I gardened outside all Summer, and they didnt bother me at all. Occasionally one would come over to me when I would use the hose. I grow veggies, and I read that they're organic pest control. I had no idea.
Stage3GuildNavigator t1_iueze6i wrote
They're also pollinators!
I've had the same experience with them, think most people must either confuse them with hornets, yellowjackets, etc or have freaked out at ones minding their own business and pissed them off.
hicow t1_iufqxj9 wrote
Paper wasps built nests in the deck railing in my old apartment. As long as they stayed outside, we were all good. Never really had a problem with any other bugs on the deck when they were there, either.
Syrinx221 t1_iuhh30y wrote
I had a similar experience with mud daubers. Still made me nervous but they weren't aggressive
SirHerald t1_iud0gpj wrote
Mildly interesting indeed
saskford t1_iudmtkc wrote
Despite their reputation for being absolute jerks, they are impressive builders.
TurrPhennirPhan t1_iuepmst wrote
Basically the Romans of the insect world.
saskford t1_iueq7h3 wrote
You are not wrong
SpoonsInTheFootPowdr t1_iud4ocq wrote
What does it smell like?
Noxious89123 t1_iudrwuq wrote
Wasussy
CrippledJesus97 t1_iude9f1 wrote
10/10 would totally light on fire.
shlamblam t1_iudwwic wrote
Cross posting this to r/EDF. It's a game where you shoot giant insects, and there's giant hives like this!
jksoup t1_iuf3ccm wrote
You might be able to make some money off that. There’s people that collect those.
Lordstryker317 t1_iuf6rbw wrote
r/fuckwasps
skunk_ink t1_iug1la7 wrote
Is there an entomologist in here that can explain to me the purpose of the outer layers? Do the wasps live in those layers, or are they just for some type of thermal regulation of the inner nest?
CatDogBoogie t1_iugbzv9 wrote
Forbidden lettuce.
ElGarretto84 t1_iuddcxo wrote
🔥
3-DMan t1_iudi6jk wrote
Instinctively pulls out can of wasp spray in each hand
Bobbyanalogpdx t1_iudsnus wrote
Looks like a perfectly layered croissant
MavisteiN t1_iudu9pw wrote
🙄What are the outside layers are for? Heat regulation?
lovelydaylovelyday_ t1_iuepofe wrote
trypophobia activated
olearyboy t1_iuerzd3 wrote
Find a maker and get them to cast it in resin
thisisredlitre t1_iuff3ll wrote
Reminds me of a 3d print that went awry
No-Interaction120 t1_iugm81n wrote
Not paper wasps, they have exposed comb and don’t get nearly as large and aggressive as Yellowjackets/hornets.
Curve_Express3 t1_iudda0l wrote
Looks like an apple turnover 😋
Inevergnu t1_iuexhvg wrote
If it was yellow and orange it'd look a lot like my mom's "Italian surprise" casserole. *Shudders*
Grow_Green t1_iueig4g wrote
Base building in r/playrust be like.
naneron10 t1_iueiok1 wrote
Forbidden honey
SurrealRareAvis t1_iueq341 wrote
Mother Nature’s Piñata!
:)
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Twelvety t1_iufb0fu wrote
While amazing, I hate it. ಠ_à²
3RRoR24 t1_iuff9dh wrote
r/mildlysatisfying
IchBinEinDrache t1_iufkq0a wrote
These cunts have nests? I'm surprised they are able to cohabilitate with each other considering they are fucking assholes.
Zestyclose-Link-5914 t1_iuikrd3 wrote
Burn it.
sladebonge t1_iud13ij wrote
Better go ahead and light it on fire, just to be sure.