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ldhiddesorr t1_iu33iry wrote

Inception...

OP, you're in a dream... or something.

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Mael_P t1_iu34d22 wrote

Or on the north/south pole 😂

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Roddy_piper9 t1_iu36qgb wrote

Sharp screw and soft wood flooring

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cutelyaware t1_iu3j9x9 wrote

I once dropped a knife which stuck in the floor right next to my cat's tail. She was fine with it but I was kind of freaked.

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grandpatrout t1_iu48u6v wrote

I once dropped a craft knife blade-down an inch away from the top of my nekkid foot. Stabbing myself in the foot is a memory I am glad I didn't create lol.

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UnaCa241a t1_iu373uu wrote

Just a simple glitch in the matrix

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cclawyer t1_iu372s1 wrote

Buy a lottery ticket

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jl_theprofessor t1_iu3go1u wrote

OP you either live in a dream within a dream or you’re going to get eaten by a giant balloon alien.

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Tombfz t1_iu3m993 wrote

My screensaver. Thanks!

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donotgogenlty t1_iu4tonz wrote

Who couldn't use a screw on Friday, amirite ladies & gentlemen?

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gwaydms t1_iu4zlct wrote

What are the odds of that happening the next time an identical screw is dropped from the same height?

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Aggravating-Card-829 t1_iu6vjkb wrote

If by some off chance you engage with chimpanzees on a daily basis, take the day off.

Nope.

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