CPR training kiosk at the airport.Submitted by wildo83 t3_123v4zz in mildlyinteresting
Few-School-3869 t1_jdweulj wrote
Stayin Alive Stayin Alive
wildo83 OP t1_jdwh1ar wrote
“Better to have them wake up with broken ribs, than to have them wake up dead.”
- my cpr instructor
Few-School-3869 t1_jdwhqti wrote
Yep, broken ribs and you have to not worry about accidentally brushing a woman’s breasts while performing cpr either. I’m sure she’d rather be alive. This woman would
Jim3001 t1_jdxi9v3 wrote
Me: pushing on the trainer LCD screen: Harder Me: Let me massage the concrete! LCD screen: Correct Me: Damn! I push like this for 2 minutes?! Instructor: Yup! Keep going!
I then understood why they take turns in the ER. You're caving in their chest and doing it for minutes on end.
Buck_Thorn t1_jdwhabh wrote
Hmmm... I think I'm gonna have to think about that one for a bit.
[Apparently there are a few people downvoting my comment because they don't understand that I'm talking about "waking up dead".]
Wolfgang1234 t1_jdxlejm wrote
jdog7249 t1_jdx529e wrote
I prefer Another One Bites The Dust. Adds some irony to successful CPR and if it fails then you already started the funeral Playlist.
pingus3233 t1_jdwkl4n wrote
"You were in the parking lot earlier, that's how I know you!"
TheHumanPickleRick t1_jdwo5kx wrote
🎵You can tell by the way I use my walk,
I'm a woman's man, no time to talk🎵
LinguoBuxo t1_jdzgix9 wrote
CanuckianOz t1_jdx3ngl wrote
Did you have to cut the face off the dummy?
at614inthe614 t1_jdxdm42 wrote
I just learned this from my 9 yo niece!
I was watching my nieces while their parents were out- I was 'forcing' them to listen to my music.
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