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matt6342 t1_jedjkla wrote
Yes especially at a business conference
Born_ina_snowbank t1_jeejg2h wrote
“I wanted to introduce you to our VP of finance.”
VP of finance looks at you, smiles, hugs you tight and kisses your neck
“Pleasure to meet you” VP says as he pats you on the ass.
Xeludon t1_jeempc2 wrote
🤣🤣🤣 that made me laugh out loud.
Nullion1945 t1_jefidao wrote
Very Nice. Let’s see Paul Allen’s ass.
PossiblyAKoalaBear t1_jeevchs wrote
Your sense of humor is freaking golden
EnterPlayerTwo t1_jefs6jz wrote
So... then I got the job?
cfdeveloper t1_jeeyzbw wrote
I'd like to imagine this was a conversation between trump and pence.
cacklz t1_jeekrbs wrote
Orange: “I’m not scared of germs, but you just kinda creep me out. No touchy.”
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SafetyMan35 t1_jeem3xd wrote
Hugs and “what happens at the conference stays at the conference” encounters. Because it happens at many of them.
elliotloudermilk t1_jef8tg9 wrote
Yeah that’s a crazy escalation. No touching and no talking. Then ok with talking and BAM! Coming in for hugs.
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daft__cunt t1_jed7i9r wrote
Purple for full penetration?
jkitsjk t1_jeddgur wrote
Brown
whatthehellbuddy t1_jeer33h wrote
You guys are asking about hanky code.
vorpalglorp t1_jeejm14 wrote
I was looking for purple as well. Does it matter if you are the one doing or being penetrated? Maybe they should be different colors? Purple and dark purple?
daft__cunt t1_jeel320 wrote
Deep purple.
amazonhelpless t1_jef67gp wrote
Hand stuff, but no kissing?
mikemojc t1_jeg2ezk wrote
Baby steps; Blue is
" Assume positive consent given for any kind of surface physical contact, including body fluids."
LordJebusVII t1_jedyb6q wrote
Why are hugs and handshakes the same comfort level? I assume this is for Covid but even then you can wash/sanitise your hands after a handshake but not for a hug.
connorthedancer t1_jeelfbv wrote
Speak for yourself. I hug people and then belly flop in a vat of ethanol when I get home.
Illustrious-Scar-526 t1_jefnlld wrote
I had a boss who would stand out near the entrance of the restaurant, right next to the host stand, and lather him self up with a bottle of rubbing alcohol to help him cool down. It was the strangest thing I have ever seen, and the guest tables and the bar were within reaching distance of him. The host table was outside on a deck, in the south, so it got really hot. Everyone would watch, not knowing if they should be confused, disgusted, or just ignore it because he did it almost every day. His arms and legs looked like he was moisturizing with rubbing alcohol too.
But I can't argue that it doesn't work to cool down.
Also, would love to hear the opinion of someone with some medical knowledge on this. This can't be good for him lol
connorthedancer t1_jefuyi9 wrote
>some medical knowledge
I have no medical knowledge. But I've made my own cologne and I read that it's bad to use rubbing alcohol for fragrances so I can't imagine that would be good for you in such copious amounts.
Illustrious-Scar-526 t1_jeg9ziy wrote
His arms and legs made the Nevada desert look like a rainforest. More cracks than the grand canyon. But at least he wasn't too hot lol
EnterPlayerTwo t1_jefv073 wrote
That can't be good for your skin
Augustokes t1_jeglcq3 wrote
That's called alcoholism...
AutomaticOrange4417 t1_jefbofl wrote
Because they only had three colors!
Equivalent_Ad1362 t1_jed83vd wrote
I just imagine a bunch of creepy middle aged guys waking around with green looking for women to hug
SalmonNgiri t1_jeeglrc wrote
That was exactly what I was thinking, and so people don’t assume that about me I would end up getting yellow, even though I’m actually okay with handshakes lol
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PrestigiousAd6281 t1_jedb03a wrote
Can I get a red for all eternity while in public?
patchinthebox t1_jeee9bh wrote
Same. Not because I'm worried about getting sick. I just don't like other people.
HardCounter t1_jeeeok1 wrote
Oh, this is about getting sick? Honestly just thought it was a social comfort level thing.
Zenpai_Iza t1_jefdrcn wrote
I dont want people to get sick of me but at the same time, I hate people mostly when they are too friendly.
ljinbs t1_jef6kmz wrote
I’ve always had a 3 foot rule so I’m all for this.
Winjin t1_jef7emj wrote
May I suggest... spikes?
girlracer16SS t1_jeed5cm wrote
What’s the color for a head nod “whats up” comfort level
Stock-Information606 t1_jef8doq wrote
blue cause it's a chill color
mikemojc t1_jeg2m0f wrote
Red, but with a note:
"Eye contact encouraged."
ProperOperation t1_jee5dl3 wrote
For people concerned about the hugging: at conferences like these, people tend to go every year and from all over (I see this is a California-specific conference so probably not all over as in people attending from North Dakota, but California is a big state so picture all over being from the north to the south of the state) so this may be the first time you’ve seen an old friend/acquaintance in a while. A hug as a greeting wouldn’t be unheard of or inappropriate in this setting.
Henwen t1_jeesaht wrote
Yeah that was my take too. Not randomly hugging people, but being open to hugs from people you normally would be, in the pandemic situation.
Apprehensive-Cry-342 t1_jedc80e wrote
I wore the red as I'm absolutely not comfortable with hugging in a professional setting.
teeth990 t1_jedenfc wrote
Instructions unclear: grabbed one of each and lit up a joint. Now wandering around the conference.
feralbones t1_jedouuk wrote
Back in my day the general rule was to (aside from extending a handshake) keep your hands to yourself.
Isn't this how people get in trouble nowadays? I feel like a green bracelet isn't going to justify an unwanted hug misconstrued as a sexual advance.
Brownz_fan t1_jeeo18x wrote
Blue for heavy petting.
New-Temperature1714 t1_jefs7s0 wrote
Ngl I'd take blue in that case
MrSkynfloot t1_jedrl55 wrote
Where the “touch my no no square” bracelet?
lunedeu t1_jedy125 wrote
I like that. I wish everyone would wear this. Red for me. Yellow on occasion.
NighthawkUnicorn t1_jee2wou wrote
Red forever
SprinklesMore8471 t1_jee4ht6 wrote
This just seems so weird to me. I'd rather let people be people
Aztecman02 t1_jeg5k56 wrote
Humans have mouths and ways to express their comfort level without these passive aggressive colors. I think this is more of an indictment of social media and younger generations not actually learning how to have appropriate social interactions with others in real life.
Cerulean_IsFancyBlue t1_jeezwlf wrote
As people, we have social skills and intelligence, and I feel like this is the deploying those in a great combination to let everybody be comfortable with or without consensual physical contact.
It’s also possible that you meant, “I have no discomfort around this, so I don’t see why it’s worth the trouble.” In which case, ok cool. You’re why we have wristbands.
SprinklesMore8471 t1_jef0m6c wrote
I see this as a way to not use your social skills and to further disassociate people. I prefer people communicate than wear a sign saying stay away. But to each their own.
SoraUsagi t1_jeg9pep wrote
I mean... The wrist band IS communication. Not your preferred method and that's fine. I tend to be open to engage in conversation and a handshake, but I will not be the one to initiate. But I also know that some of the associates that our business conferences are incredibly shy, but since attendance was mandatory they're there anyway. I would really appreciate something like this for them. They would engage even though they don't want to because they're afraid of being rude
Cerulean_IsFancyBlue t1_jefcvw1 wrote
Exactly.
jlm_pix t1_jee7w5a wrote
I was genuinely hoping the pandemic was going to put an end to the whole weird handshake thing forever. I know people who transitioned to the elbow-bump thing and it was always all I could not to say "Hey, you know we could just... not insist on touching each other for no reason, right?"
Cerulean_IsFancyBlue t1_jeeznlo wrote
Physical contact is part of standard getting and bonding for many humans. The problem is when we either weaponize it (handshake grip contests) or when we, once again, impose the “normative” model on everybody.
I wonder what it would be like if I grew up in a culture where men routinely did the air kiss thing to each other or held hands in public as friends. Would it have changed my attitude towards contact and made me more of a touchy person? Or would my life just be even more uncomfortable than it is now?
Anyway. I like stuff like these bands, because it allows people to set their own boundaries in a way that other people can see and understand. It’s also a reminder that when you are dealing with other people, it’s worth stopping and thinking about those things, even when you’re not in the situation with wristbands. Look for cues. Go slowly.
I don’t think we’re going to change some peoples basic desire for physical contact as part of a greeting. What we can do is, normalize consent and normalize respect.
Aztecman02 t1_jeg54jc wrote
There is nothing weird about handshakes. Humans are social creatures and touching/embracing is part of that. Handshakes have been part of human culture for thousands of years. I think it’s more weird that people need these passive aggressive colors to let others know they don’t want to interact.
jlm_pix t1_jeg6n3n wrote
Whether or not handshakes are “weird” is an entirely subjective opinion based on your personal views and related to how and where you were raised. It’s a little interesting to me that you’ve conflated what is a polite way to indicate a dislike for physical contact with strangers without rebuffing a handshake nobody thinks to ask for ahead of time with a “passive aggressive” way to not interact.
Aztecman02 t1_jeg8doj wrote
To me it is passive aggressive and it’s probably an extension of social media culture. People haven’t learned how to interact with strangers in the real world. Somehow humans figured out how to communicate their want/or not of a handshake for hundreds and thousands of years without a color reference palate. It takes something away from social interactions if your body language can’t do the talking and instead you just have some color label to express your emotions/desires.
SoraUsagi t1_jegbd0i wrote
Not accepting an offered handshake is considered rude. There is no way around that. And I'm perfectly fine with them myself. But there are plenty of people who don't want to shake your hand but do so anyway so they don't appear rude.
jlm_pix t1_jeg9lk2 wrote
I don’t know who offended you by not wanting to shake your hand, but I’m not as committed to working out this issue here as you are. So I’m just gonna go ahead and nod and smile.
ThaumKitten t1_jeek7tf wrote
And you know there's gonna be that one guy who just completely ignores the color coding and invades your personal space anyway. :/
ProperOperation t1_jeffr2g wrote
I attended a conference with this color coding late last summer. I wore yellow, and a mask as I was uncomfortable being in a convention center with that many people still. A woman tried to sit in the seat next to mine, in the back row of a mostly empty auditorium that sat at least 500 people, and gave me so much attitude when I politely asked her not to. 🤷♀️
ProperOperation t1_jeffufv wrote
I attended a conference with this color coding late last summer. I wore yellow, and a mask as I was uncomfortable being in a convention center with that many people still. A woman tried to sit in the seat next to mine, in the back row of a mostly empty auditorium that sat at least 500 people, and gave me so much attitude when I politely asked her not to. 🤷♀️
Mustang46L t1_jeemlkb wrote
Can I get a red for each wrist?
sxott t1_jef35tg wrote
I threw a party years ago and handed out glow bracelets. Green for single, yellow for “it’s complicated” and red for taken. The theme was “Kiss & Tell”. It was fun!
ljinbs t1_jef705j wrote
The old stoplight party theme
anotheroneBUD t1_jefladd wrote
You bubble kids. Holy fuck
Get some them they so no one is left out
berb00 t1_jeg13c8 wrote
I don’t want that
T1S9A2R6 t1_jegb1yv wrote
We live in a society of people afraid of their own shadows. Yay, progress.
West_Coast_mama87 t1_jegdyv8 wrote
Wow. Just...wow.
ahvoguecahdoe t1_jedbavh wrote
Damn. More of a “pony express” contact kinda gal.
Cerulean_IsFancyBlue t1_jeeys35 wrote
Did you mean a quick exchange of info and we part ways?
Or two years of short anonymous rides?
ahvoguecahdoe t1_jef47vi wrote
Meaning, it doesn’t exist 😂😂
Fluffy-Edge-6065 t1_jee45ua wrote
I’m ok with a handshake, but I don’t like hugs and don’t like people that pat backs, put hands on shoulder or any other form of social touching.
amy5252 t1_jee6c29 wrote
Omg at that point stay the hell home!
SoraUsagi t1_jegbu5g wrote
Really? That's a little extreme, don't you think? I can want to socialize and be at an event without also wanting you to touch me. Basically what you're saying is "conform to my standards, or stay home ".
I'm perfectly fine talking to people i don't know and accepting a handshake. But I'm also not stupid enough to think everyone is the same way.
UNSECURE_ACCOUNT t1_jeegwll wrote
Good God human beings have devolved quickly over my short lifetime
SoraUsagi t1_jegc3uk wrote
I wouldn't say you're that bad. Yet.
Bluechip506 t1_jeeoe9q wrote
As a color blind person this would be very confusing. I can tell the difference on the chart between the top and bottom color (guessing red/green) but out in the wild, a single color on someones wrist would be very difficult to distinguish. I would just grab the middle (yellow?) and cue off of everyone else's actions.
Allyxander60 t1_jef1rrs wrote
Omgggggg I need this for my everyday life. It has nothing to do with Covid 😂
DoctorMobius21 t1_jeffr8e wrote
I am autistic but I’d take a green any day. Hugs are strictly on a mutual consent basis though.
Meanteenbirder t1_jefovhs wrote
Not uncommon at all especially in California. Went to a conference last month and had the exact same things.
LowProof7648 t1_jegkhss wrote
Wouldn’t have believed this had I not seen the words ‘California’ and ‘Schools’ at the top.
GewoonEenRedditNaam t1_jegn41l wrote
There are still people doing covid distancing???
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Jorcora t1_jedxo6n wrote
Are we becoming more and more stupid? Have we forgotten to read/show corporal expression in real life? Life is not a chat where you need emojis or gadgets to show your emotions.
lunedeu t1_jedy834 wrote
No, but when you have to signal no contact constantly to many people it is best to just say it once and have it respected. I wish no contact was the baseline norm everywhere so I dont have to impose it for others.
Cerulean_IsFancyBlue t1_jef0xb1 wrote
People have always signaled through their clothing and accessories. Team colors, mourning attire, flag pin in the lapel, spiky mohawk, political buttons, “rebel” beret, jeans to the board meeting, religious necklace, “I voted”, wedding ring, school tie, MAGA hat, pussy hat.
“New thing bad” + half-ass justification, is no way to go through life.
NotNewTwoReddit t1_jee7hkr wrote
Isn't this a repost? I swear I saw this same image months or maybe over a year ago. Or it could just be very similar, I'm not sure.
Edit: I was thinking of this
(I forgot how to link it in text)
Corgifarm9 t1_jeeobu5 wrote
May sound illogical, but same concept as the old covid rules
inkseep1 t1_jeeoomu wrote
I think I saw a party video with different types of bracelets.
ElderProphets t1_jeeuup4 wrote
A direct cultural appropriation of the gay hanky code. < /s>
I_pinchyou t1_jeeuvvl wrote
Can I have a red band for daily life 😅
Sandwich_dad96 t1_jeevadr wrote
I’m okay with people handshake if with me and hi-fiving me, I just don’t want them hugging me. Yuck. This is r/crappydesign
Sweet_Coat7963 t1_jeexqjg wrote
Ok, I think we're ready for that meteorite so we can start over fresh.
kie7an t1_jef38zf wrote
Get rid of elbows and swap that to handshake
anengineerandacat t1_jef6tsp wrote
Need like a one between green that says "I am okay with handshakes, not hugs"... I ain't hugging a random stranger y'all weird as hell.
I don't know you, I don't know if you smell bad and I don't want to find out, I also don't want you touching me in a way you can sneak around and grab my bum from.
#nohugs
PlantsAndBeetles t1_jef7wjm wrote
I’d wear all three at once
majesticalexis t1_jef820v wrote
Red, please.
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Spiritual-Wind-3898 t1_jefb6rg wrote
So can i wear one of these all the time.. on the daily.
SoraUsagi t1_jegcbqk wrote
Of course you can. You're a strong, independent individual. Just don't expect anyone to know what it means :p
melanthius t1_jeffu7p wrote
They need a color for “willing to break awkward silence to ask questions during Q&A” And “willing to get hyped when the emcee tries to hype up the crowd with the ‘I can’t hear you!!!’ type of shit”
If you’re on stage and don’t see those two colors in the audience, then just don’t do that crap.
bearslikeapples t1_jeffvq4 wrote
Stupid and idiotic. Crazy someone got paid to do this shit
Guillaume_Hertzog t1_jeffyxx wrote
And the yellow bracelet is for those who instantely implode after making eye contact with anyone
DebiMoonfae t1_jefi6fd wrote
Awesome, cover me in red ribbons
DustinBrungart t1_jefjoh3 wrote
This is precisely why I wore green trousers.
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outlawtartan t1_jefn8dk wrote
Wtf
ramonatonedeaf t1_jefvvjw wrote
What’s the one for “don’t even try talking to me because I’m mega cranky and not going to respond nicely.” Black? Lol
Few_Explanation1170 t1_jefycpo wrote
We did something extremely similar for a work picnic. The name tags were color coded, and people got to meet new colleagues and old friends. People felt comfortable and respected boundaries. It was great!
TaKoss t1_jegh0ng wrote
Watch me just take every red bracelets I can get my hands on
HUSband-Music-BJB t1_jegj18j wrote
What is the color for butt stuff? (Asking for a friend)
lostsharpie t1_jegqn4e wrote
What year is it??!!
VAWLTGHOST t1_jegscxy wrote
Goes to conference:
“Sorry I’m keeping my distance”
artaig t1_jegu1id wrote
Back in the day your face communicated everything needed. Apparently so much screen time has made the art of reading faces a thing of the past.
West_Possession660 t1_jegwblt wrote
“What… what the fuck happened to your elbows, guy?”
KitteNlx t1_jeh31w2 wrote
Jelly bracelets are back dudes, lets party like it is 1999. Who wants to try and make a rainbow?
Wage_slave t1_jeddqax wrote
Me and my bright red wristband, shit and pants combo are ready for this.
Halogen12 t1_jeepv35 wrote
I think the shit part of your outfit will definitely keep people away. ;)
leakmydata t1_jeew8ma wrote
Nobody should be hugging at a business conference ffs
Distinct-Awareness19 t1_jef5ovy wrote
The never ending need to label everyone.
doctrbitchcraft t1_jeg76al wrote
I think this should be a thing everywhere, at all times.
CranberryMcNuggo t1_jefpghy wrote
Additional tier for butthole fingering.
-but fr, being an overly sensitive pussy, this kind of thing might be really helpful for people who don’t do well with contact, even if it looked to be more of a Covid thing than a social thing.
SkippySkep t1_jefxq44 wrote
Not great for people who are red green color blind... 🤔
AlreadyBackLOL t1_jeesxfs wrote
People have become this socially inept they need don't touch me wrist bands?
Cerulean_IsFancyBlue t1_jef17tx wrote
I’m fine with punching people without warning, but then there’s crying.
AlreadyBackLOL t1_jeffvh4 wrote
Oh yes you'd definitely be crying if you did that to me.
Cerulean_IsFancyBlue t1_jefpd6x wrote
And then there’s jail and it all goes downhill for me
Spiritual-Ad-6412 t1_jeeky9t wrote
Fuck off is this serieus? Handhakes are not done? Hugs not oke fine i like my distance too. But handshakes come on. Handshakes are a universal age old sign of respect and good intent.
Cerulean_IsFancyBlue t1_jef13x9 wrote
Demanding age-old signs of respect is a sign of old age
Spiritual-Ad-6412 t1_jef1q0x wrote
Wich you wish not to become. The ignorace of youth. Nope not demanding. Thats forcing.
Firamaster t1_jeemz1i wrote
Aka: please tell us your level of autism.
warpedaeroplane t1_jed7jlq wrote
Please do not attend a conference in person if you aren’t willing to shake a few hands, and certainly not if you can’t be within 6 feet, if for no other reason than it really isn’t practical in your average convention center.
MasterpieceBrave420 t1_jed97vn wrote
Nice try smelly Pete.
Mektree7 t1_jedy58z wrote
When humans are afraid of a little intimacy, we have a problem.
GuysMcFellas t1_jee2a83 wrote
Intimacy is for people your close with. Not random people at a conference.
Mektree7 t1_jeelmvt wrote
Sexual yes. But hugs and handshakes shouldn’t be something you can’t handle
GuysMcFellas t1_jeengdk wrote
Hugs from strangers? No thank you. Feel free to stay the hell out of my space. There's absolutely no reason to hug me unless if we're very close.
Handshakes? If I know you, or if I'm meeting you in a professional setting, ok.
Mektree7 t1_jeeovje wrote
Very rarely there’s a reason to hug strangers anyway, but I’m a hugger and I believe we need to be closer to each other. I’ve never understood people who are put off by some friendly close-ness, but hey, i of course can respect it
GuysMcFellas t1_jeepeld wrote
I'm a hugger with family, and close friends. Strangers don't need to touch me. I'll never understand the desire to touch people you don't know. Seems rude.
That includes putting a hand on my arm or shoulder. Hands to yourself.
skooterM t1_jee1gnd wrote
Nobody is afraid of intimacy. Everyone is sick of the generally older white, male managers' tendency to invade your personal space.
drmariomaster t1_jedclh7 wrote
I feel like there should be a different color for hugs. I'm okay with an occasional hand shake or high five but I don't like hugging strangers.