Submitted by SomeDumper t3_120rc50 in mildlyinteresting
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StarStruckSocks t1_jdiohg4 wrote
I bet you're just delightful at parties.
[deleted] t1_jdj2392 wrote
It’s my name. I was cursed from birth.
SomeDumper OP t1_jdj6a2b wrote
[deleted] t1_jdj7aso wrote
Buy me a drink first.
UnnecAbrvtn t1_jdjd843 wrote
A layer of skin is just a dried up layer, you know that right
Sad-Manufacturer657 t1_jdkgjs9 wrote
The fact you stalked your own comment thinking it was soooooo witty and the moment you saw downvotes you HAD to edit to comment on the downvotes…
[deleted] t1_jdin2pf wrote
Correction:
From: ‘My onion has a second layer of skin inside it’
To: ‘My onion had a second layer of skin inside it’
The second layer of skin is no longer inside the onion, therefore the sentence should include ‘had’ and not ‘has’.
Edit: Damn, it turns out none of you can take a joke.