Submitted by VVynn t3_1266n2b in mildlyinteresting
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AcidBuuurn t1_je8c0x2 wrote
At least they set down their unwrapped stick of butter to take the picture.
Agreeable_Tower3582 t1_jeaat5e wrote
Dude this made me laugh out loud for a solid 30 Seconds.
AcidBuuurn t1_jeckmvh wrote
Then you might enjoy their favorite snack- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pUn3gf-0VlY
Sarcastic_Gingersnap t1_jeafaan wrote
Or was it their shame stick?
Crackheadwithabrain t1_je8elw0 wrote
Or his oven
Immageddonit t1_jea1200 wrote
You are gonna need to use 911 button/number sooner than later for your impending heart attack.
i_cant_have_dairy t1_je7t24q wrote
Or wipe your oven
I_Mix_Stuff t1_je7w5bs wrote
it doesnt look like wear marks from frequent use, but greasy marks from recent use, fingerprints included
thewebspinner t1_jeaao9h wrote
Fingerprints are so clear you could unlock his phone.
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Crackheadwithabrain t1_je8eor9 wrote
Y’all don’t.. clean the grease off your oven?
bam13302 t1_je8c0ua wrote
Useless for the temperature maybe, but for clock and timer those can be fairly important.
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Beautiful-Comedian56 t1_je89kc1 wrote
This is not a flex. Do you even clean your oven?
BotBotBotNotBotNot t1_je7z9la wrote
That view looks amazing!
buckshotmagee t1_je893z2 wrote
- you never clean the buttons
Uh_Duh_Mass t1_je8496k wrote
Apparently never use a wet rag either, oh my lord.
Majeye t1_je8dwla wrote
Clearly you never wipe off the buttons on your oven...
or wash your hands for that matter...
Gross.
JazzCat_iXenoter t1_je94abp wrote
you never use a sink either
PopeHonkersXII t1_je8hiz2 wrote
Why are your fingers so greasy? Is this a troll? One of those internet trolls I've read about? Am I being cyber bullied?
GuysMcFellas t1_je92hbl wrote
I really hope this is a troll post...Otherwise I hate you, and your greasy fingers.
EatYourCheckers t1_je7tibu wrote
I can't even fathom what you'd use 4 or 7 for either
dadarkgtprince t1_je7tmku wrote
375 and 400
EatYourCheckers t1_je7ttxf wrote
oh OVEN! For some reason my brain went to Microwave even though OP said oven, I thought they were abbreviating or something.
AcidBuuurn t1_je8bvf5 wrote
Even if it were a microwave you've never done 45 seconds?
dadarkgtprince t1_je7u6br wrote
If it wasn't for the light button, i could see where the confusion comes from
EatYourCheckers t1_je807fl wrote
my microwave is above my stove and actually has a light button, that turns a light on underneath it, to illuminate the cook surface of my stove
My oven turns a light on when I knock 2 times. Like some sort of gnome lives in there.
dadarkgtprince t1_je8fo1f wrote
I dunno how to tell you this, but i think your appliances were formed with witchcraft
Tensor3 t1_je8ry82 wrote
My microwave is always on 0:45 or 1:45
rybazome5 t1_je8c1ww wrote
Or clean
CountryDaisyCutter t1_je8f05a wrote
You never clean it either.
awbw31 t1_je8hrls wrote
Ew
Laziest-Badger t1_je8mqjv wrote
I wonder what their phone looks like.
Hydecka84 t1_jea2c06 wrote
What kind of dirty bastard posts about how much of a grub they are?
waffles-n-gravy t1_je7tl6z wrote
How do you not use 1?
dadarkgtprince t1_je7ts44 wrote
Who uses 1 on an oven? I would understand a microwave, but not an oven
EatYourCheckers t1_je80db5 wrote
175 is good for keeping things warm. But my oven has a "keep warm" button so I get not using 175.
waffles-n-gravy t1_je7tyq5 wrote
Oops. Thought this was about a microwave
MissingWhiskey t1_je7ulyt wrote
But it does have a timer button that clearly gets used. Nothing gets cooked for 10-19 minutes?
BigZaber t1_je7who9 wrote
my oven doesn't have numbers just up and down.. starts at 170°F and never needed to go over 475°F
StuffedGaiwan t1_je8oltq wrote
Are you constantly rubbing lotion or cream on your hands all day long?
jerosiris t1_je8pr8e wrote
I’ve just unlocked your phone with one of these fingerprints and set a reminder to clean your appliances.
-ElDictator- t1_je7tbe6 wrote
Seriously what do you use 7 for?
dadarkgtprince t1_je7tlzl wrote
375
cradugamer t1_je877yx wrote
No 375 is just bake > up up up up up
GuysMcFellas t1_je92f1z wrote
- I use this a lot.
dadarkgtprince t1_je7tngv wrote
You've also never set your clock
[deleted] t1_je7uo03 wrote
God, I’m so glad mine has a knob for the time.
bnonymousbeeeee t1_je8gurw wrote
Knobs require more effort to clean... eh... nevermind.
Feagaimaleata t1_je7xbcz wrote
If you were using Celsius, you’d use the numbers 1 and 8 heaps.
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ElendKatzen t1_je89jk2 wrote
I only really use the start button because it auto adds a minute so I just hope
ngatipakehatokuiwi t1_je8eici wrote
It might be the same for your PIN number.
ssb1001 t1_je8epo0 wrote
Looks like you moisturize pretty regularly, though.
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CapCandid9576 t1_je8gqbt wrote
omg y’all in the comments act like you’re so magical & perfect & clean your oven every day
cariocano t1_je8gr3o wrote
Your oven is off an hour. And as others have said in need of a wipe down
GT3nsomemoney4it t1_je8j62b wrote
You also never set you clock you monster!
RoloAlchemy t1_je8uxo3 wrote
People on this sub acting like they never leave finger prints anywhere...
IamStupid_IamStupid t1_je93bs0 wrote
I’m going to figure out the passcode to your oven and steal your identity
shyladev t1_je9d1ba wrote
I’d like to see what the cook top looks like!
_winkee t1_je9gj8j wrote
Tell me you don’t eat pizza rolls without telling me you don’t eat pizza rolls…
AssCumBoi t1_je9kywo wrote
Cool, now wash your hands and go over that with a cloth and some hot water
XLIV_tm t1_jea550f wrote
but the numbers still show on the display despite you not pressing them.
Careless_General5380 t1_jea62wg wrote
Greasy fingers
OutrageousDocument15 t1_jeacomt wrote
Why are you so disgusting?
Pizza_Guy8084 t1_jeael3d wrote
Ever hear the phrase “as neglected as the 9 button on a microwave”?
-yarun t1_jeaev1u wrote
You never use soap either and I think it's something you should worry about in the first place
Sarcastic_Gingersnap t1_jeaf6p2 wrote
Or clean...geez
random-guy-27 t1_jeafpaf wrote
I thought we need to crack the code
Golifr4u t1_jeane9s wrote
You don't use the timer on your oven? Never had to bake something between 10-20 minutes?
ObiWangKeBloMe t1_jeap8pd wrote
Bro how do you go through life with such greasy ass fingers like that 🤢
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littleredgt2013 t1_jef0hwf wrote
What you don’t use is a cleaning cloth.
mritty t1_je7yson wrote
or wash your hands