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mritty t1_je7yson wrote

or wash your hands

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AcidBuuurn t1_je8c0x2 wrote

At least they set down their unwrapped stick of butter to take the picture.

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Immageddonit t1_jea1200 wrote

You are gonna need to use 911 button/number sooner than later for your impending heart attack.

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I_Mix_Stuff t1_je7w5bs wrote

it doesnt look like wear marks from frequent use, but greasy marks from recent use, fingerprints included

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Uh_Duh_Mass t1_je8496k wrote

Apparently never use a wet rag either, oh my lord.

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Majeye t1_je8dwla wrote

Clearly you never wipe off the buttons on your oven...

or wash your hands for that matter...

Gross.

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PopeHonkersXII t1_je8hiz2 wrote

Why are your fingers so greasy? Is this a troll? One of those internet trolls I've read about? Am I being cyber bullied?

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GuysMcFellas t1_je92hbl wrote

I really hope this is a troll post...Otherwise I hate you, and your greasy fingers.

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EatYourCheckers t1_je7tibu wrote

I can't even fathom what you'd use 4 or 7 for either

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dadarkgtprince t1_je7tmku wrote

375 and 400

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EatYourCheckers t1_je7ttxf wrote

oh OVEN! For some reason my brain went to Microwave even though OP said oven, I thought they were abbreviating or something.

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AcidBuuurn t1_je8bvf5 wrote

Even if it were a microwave you've never done 45 seconds?

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dadarkgtprince t1_je7u6br wrote

If it wasn't for the light button, i could see where the confusion comes from

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EatYourCheckers t1_je807fl wrote

my microwave is above my stove and actually has a light button, that turns a light on underneath it, to illuminate the cook surface of my stove

My oven turns a light on when I knock 2 times. Like some sort of gnome lives in there.

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dadarkgtprince t1_je8fo1f wrote

I dunno how to tell you this, but i think your appliances were formed with witchcraft

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Tensor3 t1_je8ry82 wrote

My microwave is always on 0:45 or 1:45

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Hydecka84 t1_jea2c06 wrote

What kind of dirty bastard posts about how much of a grub they are?

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waffles-n-gravy t1_je7tl6z wrote

How do you not use 1?

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dadarkgtprince t1_je7ts44 wrote

Who uses 1 on an oven? I would understand a microwave, but not an oven

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EatYourCheckers t1_je80db5 wrote

175 is good for keeping things warm. But my oven has a "keep warm" button so I get not using 175.

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waffles-n-gravy t1_je7tyq5 wrote

Oops. Thought this was about a microwave

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MissingWhiskey t1_je7ulyt wrote

But it does have a timer button that clearly gets used. Nothing gets cooked for 10-19 minutes?

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BigZaber t1_je7who9 wrote

my oven doesn't have numbers just up and down.. starts at 170°F and never needed to go over 475°F

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StuffedGaiwan t1_je8oltq wrote

Are you constantly rubbing lotion or cream on your hands all day long?

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jerosiris t1_je8pr8e wrote

I’ve just unlocked your phone with one of these fingerprints and set a reminder to clean your appliances.

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[deleted] t1_je7uo03 wrote

God, I’m so glad mine has a knob for the time.

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Feagaimaleata t1_je7xbcz wrote

If you were using Celsius, you’d use the numbers 1 and 8 heaps.

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ElendKatzen t1_je89jk2 wrote

I only really use the start button because it auto adds a minute so I just hope

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ssb1001 t1_je8epo0 wrote

Looks like you moisturize pretty regularly, though.

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CapCandid9576 t1_je8gqbt wrote

omg y’all in the comments act like you’re so magical & perfect & clean your oven every day

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cariocano t1_je8gr3o wrote

Your oven is off an hour. And as others have said in need of a wipe down

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RoloAlchemy t1_je8uxo3 wrote

People on this sub acting like they never leave finger prints anywhere...

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IamStupid_IamStupid t1_je93bs0 wrote

I’m going to figure out the passcode to your oven and steal your identity

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shyladev t1_je9d1ba wrote

I’d like to see what the cook top looks like!

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_winkee t1_je9gj8j wrote

Tell me you don’t eat pizza rolls without telling me you don’t eat pizza rolls…

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AssCumBoi t1_je9kywo wrote

Cool, now wash your hands and go over that with a cloth and some hot water

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XLIV_tm t1_jea550f wrote

but the numbers still show on the display despite you not pressing them.

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-yarun t1_jeaev1u wrote

You never use soap either and I think it's something you should worry about in the first place

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Golifr4u t1_jeane9s wrote

You don't use the timer on your oven? Never had to bake something between 10-20 minutes?

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ObiWangKeBloMe t1_jeap8pd wrote

Bro how do you go through life with such greasy ass fingers like that 🤢

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