my sausage expires on a date that does not exist Submitted by klay-stan t3_11dwkkj on February 28, 2023 at 4:15 AM in mildlyinteresting 8 comments 4
MattHuntDaug t1_jabefsw wrote on February 28, 2023 at 5:16 AM That's when my crush said I can finally go on a date with them 😊 Permalink 3
Fsulli09 t1_jab9a18 wrote on February 28, 2023 at 4:27 AM I wouldn’t eat it last March 3rd Permalink 2
opaljazz t1_jabp077 wrote on February 28, 2023 at 7:18 AM Maybe they’re trying to tell you something... Permalink 1
ElLoboStrikes t1_jaby21u wrote on February 28, 2023 at 9:24 AM I will finally propose, on a date that does not exist Permalink 1
Master-Cream3970 t1_jab8a6v wrote on February 28, 2023 at 4:18 AM This is the extra-extra-preserved sausage links. It expires in 2031. Permalink 0
Acrobatic_Usual6422 t1_jac4wju wrote on February 28, 2023 at 11:02 AM The 2nd day of the 31st month of 2023 is probably November 2026 or something. I don’t know, there’s a joke in there somewhere, I can’t be bothered. You work it out. Why do I have to do all the work? Huh? HUH?! Permalink 0
thejonross t1_jabaiq5 wrote
Forever sausage