Submitted by Creation33 t3_11bmhn3 in mildlyinteresting
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Creation33 OP t1_j9yjzaq wrote
Forget your enemies, but never forget to piss on the fly. - JFK Probably
Empty_Jellyfish_1995 t1_j9yo0vl wrote
A service up there with G.W. Bush Jr. painting veterans. thank you JFK I'll see you on the other side of that grassy knoll some day!
Quirky_Butterfly_946 t1_j9yoa29 wrote
They should turn urinals into that carnival game where you shoot water into the clowns mouth to blow up the balloon. First one whose balloon pops wins. I bet there would be zero misses, but more men would be spending time in the bathroom
plebotamus t1_j9yqfpd wrote
Just watch out for the second shooter.
Nealan_connie_lingus t1_j9yvyyn wrote
I don’t understand why though? Also, is it JFK airport ?
Creation33 OP t1_j9yw87g wrote
Yeah, the airport. I guess the point is, if the stream is aimed at the fly, less gets on the floor.
Happy-Candle6694 t1_j9ywkxh wrote
6 people in the car now, too. Check it out.
Happy-Candle6694 t1_j9ywoei wrote
Did you know that the F was added after his death to pay respects? I just learned that the other day.
Creation33 OP t1_j9ywykf wrote
mgr86 t1_j9yy6ii wrote
AMA request: artist who paints and touches up urinal flies
Ok-Zookeepergame-698 t1_j9yz0qn wrote
I remember reading something about this. It began as an experiment at Amsterdam’s Schiphol airport and has been widely adopted globally.
Men like aiming at things.
Proper_Owl4362 t1_j9z5p81 wrote
It gives men a target to aim for, reduces urine splash.
Nice_Abroad982 t1_j9znrne wrote
I would absolutely aim at it with my penis and make a mess everywhere
Nickp000g t1_j9zsb82 wrote
My saturday morning piss would probably strip that paint right off
Girly_Shrieks t1_j9zwil9 wrote
It's a urinal there's always going to be a mess.
charcuterie-flowers t1_ja00yzg wrote
You’d think they’d give him a more constructive role after resurrecting him and all
BeTheBeee t1_ja02wnh wrote
Don't they have that everywhere where you live?
oroborus68 t1_ja0hf37 wrote
Everyone needs something to aim for!
Fondren_Richmond t1_ja0kdq6 wrote
back, and to the left
UghWhyDude t1_ja0kqed wrote
When I was in the edTech industry, this was cited as a very successful demonstration of gamification. It eventually led to cleaner facilities and reduce cleaning costs.
WholeAccording8364 t1_ja0my8z wrote
Bloody hell, this again. The victorian's in the UK put bees on their urinals because bees in Latin is ipis. And it was something to aim at Some of the older pubs in Manchester still have them
ajhart86 t1_ja0und6 wrote
It’s ‘apis’
x_Actual_Size_x t1_ja0uts4 wrote
Underrated comment.
dasus t1_ja12r0c wrote
Games in urinals are a thing.
https://www.amazon.com/Actopus-Urinal-Soccer-Screen-Football/dp/B075GHJ6LT
Quirky_Butterfly_946 t1_ja13y70 wrote
Someone needs to develop a means of generating electricity by pissing on a rotary generator or something. If the streams are strong you may be able to light the room. Free glasses of water for those who want to try again
Lookkidsbigben_ t1_ja1gug5 wrote
r/brandnewsentence
Powerful_Mood9292 t1_ja1zywu wrote
I heard he was hiring himself out as a salsa bowl for parties.
beatmaster808 t1_ja2dmoy wrote
... and it works.
irishtomboy84 t1_j9yjl0d wrote
You'd think a dead president would find something more productive to do in the afterlife.