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Drumcan8dog t1_j6gum2j wrote

Yeah, but basically any thing can kill you for a very small possibility. Cars, bath, your family.

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Kreanxx t1_j6gush5 wrote

The chance if that pet is a chimpanzee is 99%

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FunkytownSlaps t1_j6gx9h5 wrote

I don’t even think it’s really low. It’s probably not that low at all tbh.

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the-darkest-skull t1_j6gxe7e wrote

A man had a kangaroo as a pet, but kangaroos go through a really aggressive phase, and it killed him

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1_d0nt_care_ t1_j6gxqkr wrote

I have a cat, so maybe he will just push me from the stairs or something

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XAngeliclilkittyX t1_j6h8q7n wrote

I feel like there’s a very non-zero chance my kitty will blind me with his murder mittens

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Arkon_Base t1_j6h9gh6 wrote

Replying to 1_d0nt_care_ (#1,605,369)

She will certainly check regularly if your dead. And when it turns out you are, she will start with eating your face - and your eyeballs.

But most likely you will outlive your cat anyway. So, nothing to worry at all!

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Hortkind77 t1_j6hazkn wrote

I would forgive my cats if they would kill me.

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where_didIcome_from t1_j6hmtc9 wrote

As if it's low. I literally call one of my cats "murder cat" as a nickname

I sleep with the door closed

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LiveLoveLaughable t1_j6hryw7 wrote

My only pets are shrimps, smaller than an inch. Please tell me how they would kill me, they can't even survive outside of their water.

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