Nah all the fat keeps her afloat like a buoy

Technically, she would have a larger surface area and would float, unlike your mama, who wouldn't fit in a hole that small, lol

Someone has no idea how Archimedes principle works

She will not sink, because its not weight that sinks you... Its density :D

Or like a guirl....

I have no idea who Archie Mendes is....

95% salt concentration? That's nonsense, NaCl has a solubility of 358 g/L at 20 °C. That's 35.8 % as maximum concentration, and even at 50 °C it won't get even close to 90 %.

Also fat has a lower density than muscles, that's widely known, so yo' mama would swim better than anyone else.

This post is so bad it hurts

Someone has no idea how a yo mama joke works. I’ll give you a hint. It defies physics.

Just like yo mama

Agreed.

According to the Guiness book of world records:

The most saline water body is Gaet'ale Pond, located in Danakil Depression, Ethiopia, with a percentage of salt by weight of 43.3%, compared to 40.2% of Don Juan Pond lake in Antarctica, 23.1% in the Dead Sea and an average of 3.38% in the world's oceans as a whole.

This post made me realise that a certain sub-editor has truly fucked me when I see anything closely spelt like "siva"