I think you mixed up the images. Haha no biggie

"Professional Dumbass"

Yep the flair definitely checks out.

Hitler only had the mustache because of Chaplain, such a shame he ruined it for everyone

Right so much sadness I can’t rock a mustache like that without being hated for it 😣

Was that a compliment or a garden hose?

Not quite. Hitler was a soldier in WW1, and while in the trenches they got gassed. Well, he tried getting his gas mask on, but his mustache was too big for the mask to seal properly and he got gassed, causing him to lose a testicle and he shaved his mustache to a toothbrush mustache so that wouldn't happen again.

At least that's what I learned years ago

Oh never knew that, thanks for the info