Fun where

This is a terrible party. No cake? Wtf.

Last time we have party, the opposition tear us down so hard. Now we can host it but it would be with major contributors okay.

Perfect lie to suit the honesty of an average politician

Lmao fr tho

So what are we celebrating?

It's in Downing Street, at Christmas, during a covid lockdown

Modern politics just seems like a slightly more sophisticated form of tribalism: just as pointless but with extra steps.

You couldn't be more correct about that,

If you join the British conservatives you can have as many parties as you want, funded by the taxpayer.

Nah
At least not when your country has more parties than there are sides on the political compass.