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Nitroglycerin_Terry t1_j20mxx5 wrote

In russia long ago

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Civil-Sky-973 OP t1_j20mzfn wrote

He was big and strong

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TerrariTheFox t1_j20n1ob wrote

And his eyes a flaming glow

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R3flecs t1_j20nax8 wrote

Most people looked at him with terror and with fear

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Masterbaitingissport t1_j20nkeu wrote

But to Moscow chicks he such a lovely dear

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Khaliseaweeeed t1_j20ny0s wrote

He could preach the bible like a preacher

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Character-Good5353 t1_j20o3qw wrote

full of ecstasy and fire

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whiskey_jones t1_j20o83l wrote

But he was also the kind of teacher

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sami_703 t1_j20ocny wrote

Women would desire...

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humusHuman t1_j20oz6d wrote

Ra ra rapsputin lover of the Russian Queen, there was a cat that really was gone...

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hungarianbucket t1_j20p4uj wrote

Ra Ra rasputin Russia's greatest love machine

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1318998 t1_j20pi9b wrote

It was a shame how he carried on

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SpadeOfAce41307 t1_j20q1i0 wrote

He ruled the Russian land and never mind the Czar

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Civil-Sky-973 OP t1_j20q73x wrote

But the Kazachok he was really wunderbar

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alablasterrr t1_j20rewy wrote

In all affairs of state he was the man to please

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Spiritual-Chemistry8 t1_j20tzbe wrote

but he was real great when he had a girl to squeeze

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papertheskeleton t1_j20ugid wrote

For the queen he was no wheeler dealer

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Sg150808 t1_j20urrn wrote

Though she'd heard the things he'd done

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scp_79 t1_j20v223 wrote

She believed he was a holy healer

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Sg150808 t1_j20v4sz wrote

Who would heal her son

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SpadeOfAce41307 t1_j20vexi wrote

Ra ra Rasputin, lover of the Russian queen

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FlameTechKnight t1_j20w12b wrote

There was a cat that really was gone!

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ItsaMeAWaluigiSikeNo t1_j20wdsc wrote

Ra Ra Rasputin, Russia's greatest love machine

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DeadlyTaxes t1_j20wrl6 wrote

It was a shame how he carried on!

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jaydrift07 t1_j20yd9h wrote

But when his drinking and lusting

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DeadlyTaxes t1_j20ym42 wrote

And his hunger for power became known to more and more people

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RealWatch1 t1_j213is8 wrote

the demands to do something about this outrageous man became louder and louder

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SpadeOfAce41307 t1_j213zbb wrote

"This man's just got to go", declared his enemies

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PastaAlDente71 t1_j21k03i wrote

But the lady's begged "don't you try to do it please"

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Then-Clue6938 t1_j21l0o5 wrote

No doubt this Rasputin had lots of hidden charms

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Mr_Mc_Nuggets t1_j21motn wrote

Though he was a brute, they just fell into his arms

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Hammerjaws t1_j21sje1 wrote

The one night of men of higher standing

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im-out_of_ideas t1_j21ugua wrote

Set a trap, they're not to blame

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Fishbien t1_j21un9r wrote

Come to visit us they kept demanding

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im-out_of_ideas t1_j21urw9 wrote

And he really came

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Strinick t1_j21uycm wrote

Ra-Ra-Rasputin, lover of the Russian Queen

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Truffle_worm3847 t1_j21xeh2 wrote

they put some poison into his wine

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DavidDomin8R t1_j21xmax wrote

Ra ra rasputin Russia’s greatest love machine

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Consistent_Feeling11 t1_j21xv6w wrote

He drank it all and said I feel fine

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Anaea_YT t1_j220kc7 wrote

ra ra rasputin lover of the russian queen

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FunkingUsernamePanda t1_j22eguw wrote

They didn't quit, they wanted his head

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Cosmicking04 t1_j22fjxo wrote

Ra-Ra-Rasputin, Russia’s greatest love machine

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casualalc t1_j22fwjs wrote

So then they shot him, till he was dead!

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FunkingUsernamePanda t1_j22geiu wrote

Oh, those Russians

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scp_79 t1_j20uz5c wrote

Though she'd heard the things he'd done

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Pauel3312 t1_j20tzo1 wrote

But he was real great when he had a girl to squeeze

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Smile8000 t1_j20qdhg wrote

[Intsrumental]

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MrLittleMoo360 t1_j20uldm wrote

Ra ra rasputin russias greatest love machine there was a cat that really was gone

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