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waterbottleman142 t1_j296dpt wrote

I have 3 wishes.

For the first I wish all women get 3 wishes.

For my second I wish this comment is upvoted by all who see it.

For my third I wish that everyone who replies to this is downvoted by all who see them.

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Prestigious_Goat6969 t1_j29e2ns wrote

Well my two wishes are:

Bring out TES VI

Give me a gaming PC that doesn’t constantly need upgrading! I thought I had a powerful PC with all the best upgrades but nooo I can’t keep up with these games with their fancy graphics and large ram usage I finally get a good PC that plays red dead 2 flawlessly then BOOM new game needs more ram more power more money

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bd_one t1_j29g8zy wrote

*but will insist that there is no wish gap, or say it's due to personal choice if challenged

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PowerOfUnoriginality t1_j29re9c wrote

Me: I wish everyone had an equal amount of wishes Genie: Done, everyone has now 0 wishes

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Alekeymer27 t1_j2aekoo wrote

First I want 500 billion dollars in cash (100 dollars bills) in briefcases Second I want nobody to know except of myself

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CrackheadAlchemist t1_j2ak2iq wrote

I want a demon gf who loves me and will cuddle with me everynight so i dont feel lonely. Thats it. Nothing more.

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Shane_Lizard123 t1_j2aq7rf wrote

I wish you give men zero wishes

Check mate, atheists

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ZAPNAR6 t1_j2aywut wrote

i wish to be able to break any rule

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chaingun_samurai t1_j2bd09f wrote

Do women's wishes really count, anyway? They still have housework to do and kids to tend to.

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[deleted] t1_j2bsbo1 wrote

So if i wish to be a woman will that leave me with 2 or 1 wish left? And if it's 1 if I wish to revert to a man will that leave me with 1 extra wish or are my wishes finished?

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CaptainNinjaClassic t1_j2bvsfn wrote

  1. I wish for everyone to have to get the same number of wishes, three.

  2. I wish for 420 million dollars

  3. I wish for my grandma to be brought back to life, intact

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Zestyclose_Plenty_49 t1_j2cc1nz wrote

As a man, I will speak and therefore wish for the women, as I, of course, know best.

(/J, just really dark humor)

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2009MEMER t1_j2cpqgk wrote

That's gotta be my new favorite Genie

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yarmsy t1_j2df44v wrote

my third wish is to be turned into a woman just to fuck with this v rude genie

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