Smoovemammajamma t1_j2bt6e0 wrote on December 31, 2022 at 2:15 AM

"BEHEMOTH!" the passerby shouted as anon and his colossal gf walk by

"Just ignore him, he's just jealous," anon said to his fair skinned giant.

She took a deep breath and shouted to the sky in despair and hunger

"Fee-fi-fo-fum,

I smell the blood of an Englishman,

Be he alive, or be he dead

I'll grind his bones to make my bread!"