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isekaig0ds t1_iy3870p wrote
Cardiac arrest
L1K34PR0 t1_iy4obid wrote
Take my upvote and get out
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TheMahoganyTree8 t1_iy5vxpn wrote
Bot, stole from this comment
_Rinject_ t1_iy741df wrote
r/Angryupvote
BurnerAccountHeeHoo t1_iy7e4db wrote
holy shit a toaster
_Rinject_ t1_iy8l4zd wrote
holy shit a human
BurnerAccountHeeHoo t1_iycs90f wrote
while i'm on my alt that is
punjlomash t1_iy3bp9c wrote
Bro one handcuff away from becoming Shang-Chi
Giovanola_Titan t1_iy4l28d wrote
Chunk-cheese and the Legend of the Ten Onion Rings.
Bala3310 t1_iy701cm wrote
If I got an award, you would be the first one, Sir.
Doomerlord1 t1_iy3ncsv wrote
Why cuff him? No way he's gonna run
legends_never_die_1 t1_iy4j6g7 wrote
butf fat people can have a lot of power when they start to punch.
DeadeyeJhung t1_iy5n5w3 wrote
Force is equal to mass times acceleration
and they have a lot of mass
BurnerAccountHeeHoo t1_iy7e5u1 wrote
however they lack in acceleration
Unexpected-raccoon t1_iy34ozt wrote
Oh fuck! They got big Ed!
Jacko_Sakamoto t1_iy3i2qy wrote
How does he wipe if thats how far back his hands go
Snipa299 t1_iy4gne8 wrote
I remember hearing a story about a guy admitting that he just doesnt. He goes to a public hot tub once a week and let's the jets clean his ass.
sliferra t1_iy6ac42 wrote
Excuse me wtf
Build-Your-Own-Bitch t1_iy75qm6 wrote
This is why so many fat people smell horrible. They literally can’t wipe themselves, but healthy at any size am I right?
Accomplished_Aside77 t1_iy77hpm wrote
At that point just get a bidet
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Automagicaly_Removed t1_iy4ab08 wrote
Poop stick and a rag
awebradisek t1_iy4ennf wrote
Like the Romans
A_terrible_musician t1_iy46c1q wrote
From the front.
DeadeyeJhung t1_iy5n86z wrote
hopefully, they invested in a bidet
ibruh143 t1_iy38lhz wrote
Joke all you want, those cops are pretty resourceful😂
pd19653 t1_iy35j3h wrote
Police after succeeding to catch 1 out of 4 offenders.
Kalelopaka- t1_iy39ln7 wrote
I have seen that. I was arrested once for a DUI in 1987. The troopers had to use leg shackles to handcuff me because their handcuffs wouldn’t fit around my wrists.
_A_S_G_forever t1_iy3fstd wrote
Irl Kingpin
GiftFrosty t1_iy3oath wrote
I bet his butt stinks extra.
_Goose_ t1_iy3xjg9 wrote
He gotta use the poop stick
IsseyHyodo3 t1_iy3ibh5 wrote
Thats so fatphobic. Why dont they have bigger Handcuffs. /s
chopper_sheep t1_iy4cdin wrote
Yo mama so fat...
Sea_Abbreviations980 t1_iy4o1nj wrote
...she needs a second Redditor to finish the joke!
XHSJDKJC t1_iy766up wrote
Thats a good one
ImaginaryCalendar964 t1_iy4k6ql wrote
As a former police explorer i can say that this is actually something we are taught to do out of respect for larger people who cooperate. Its a sign that the officer respects that you cooperate with them so they will make the experience of being handcuffed far less displeasurable.
Economy_Armadillo_28 t1_iy3h31q wrote
Many cars did they need to haul him? Lol
Many-Chicken1154 t1_iy492sg wrote
I've had to do that to people more than once. Yes they won't run far but you don't want to get hit with a 25-pound fist either
AFriendlyRedditUser2 t1_iy4j5bl wrote
Imagine being so wide you can’t even touch the middle of your back 💀
Raze7186 t1_iy4krmw wrote
If he had tried to escape by running downhill he might have gotten away.
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Lenny_Pane t1_iy64a2z wrote
Man I knew I was fat when the cops offered to use two pairs of cuffs
Merrikbear t1_iy6i1yi wrote
Dude has 300% more ass per ass than the next leading prisoner
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Boring-Extreme-3274 t1_iy3ht8w wrote
I'm must be difficult to scratch his own back and ass
mj_ehsan t1_iy3iy47 wrote
no it's a chainchain
el_boi_45 t1_iy4a06v wrote
Sheeeeeewshhhh
ThrowMeAwayAccount08 t1_iy4m2wx wrote
Boy I hope he has a bidet at home.
BlackSailsman t1_iy4uxlu wrote
Drachenlord?!
XHSJDKJC t1_iy7662p wrote
War auch mein Gedanke
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ChortleTortal t1_iy55gow wrote
Lmao why did they even bother. Could have just threatened him with a balanced diet
Stoned_but_not_high t1_iy5iq6z wrote
This is why they let Batman arrest the penguin
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Dat1Kid25 t1_iy6t1pm wrote
He was too round
Specialist_Pie_2436 t1_iy6u95s wrote
“Hand beside your side son”.
Content_Dragonfly_53 t1_iy6yxjq wrote
Is that the penguin?
Starbase-Aperture t1_iy77w71 wrote
R/absoluteunit
EV0LSMITTY t1_iy7h5e8 wrote
Finally caught the penguin I see
ToddPlaysGames t1_iy62f7b wrote
Fat
bowlodicks t1_iy2um1p wrote
So fat shaming is cool again?
sgcpaulo t1_iy2uywd wrote
In this case yes.
bowlodicks t1_iy2vbpc wrote
And if it's a woman?
sgcpaulo t1_iy2wnsj wrote
In the name of equality also yes.
Gasrim4003 t1_iy3jbr9 wrote
Your a brave one lmao. Respect.
Blorbush t1_iy40e3x wrote
You’re* 🤓
Gasrim4003 t1_iy4l7le wrote
Eh I'm shit at English and that is my only language.
Logan-with-a-Z t1_iy47mf1 wrote
Hey, it's only fair. We want equality, right?
newaccountayganggang t1_iy3a4zn wrote
i love fat shaming, imagine being 100% blubber☠️
tttttzz t1_iy2vnat wrote
It's not fat shaming it's what happens when you are caught for doing crypto scam
Balls126 t1_iy32t4n wrote
Always has been.
Some_fucking_twat t1_iy3hm0c wrote
Always has been.
Logan-with-a-Z t1_iy47pt0 wrote
This is Reddit. What do you think?
high240 t1_iy2uc3c wrote
"Goddamn Johnson, how many people did you arrest..???" "One, sir"