Submitted by Boatwhistle t3_z8dx6s in memes
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Boatwhistle OP t1_iybc1rm wrote
Yep, that’s the way to go. A lot of people go with helium but they forget that helium is a non renewable resource which makes their suicide unethical. Nitrogen can be produced via fractional distillation from in the air, meaning it is renewable, much better for the future of society. Always try to look ahead.
jahahahgsgwha t1_iybmjlc wrote
Lmao
fgd12350 t1_iyc25vb wrote
I always thought pentobarbital would be better just harder to obtain.
SourRug t1_iyc7ew3 wrote
Nope, shooting yourself with a shotgun in the head is less painful than trying to go with pentobarbital
phillysteakcheese t1_iyd1yn9 wrote
Plenty of people have tried to blow their brains out and survived... No thanks.
Past_Money_6385 t1_iydqlee wrote
idk i fell down a staircase on phenobarbitol and xanax and it was the funniest thing that ever happened to me at the time. about the only thing i remember that night.
storywriterforhire t1_iyb5238 wrote
Does it really cause painless death?
Boatwhistle OP t1_iyb5gcp wrote
That’s the fun part, when I tried to find out I was given a page of get help numbers and websites. So I have no fucking clue.
The guy on the help number didn’t wanna tell me either. /j
best_goblin_fucker t1_iyb5wkh wrote
It's as painful as suffocation on your own lungs...
Interpret it how you will
Boatwhistle OP t1_iyb66w8 wrote
A lot of people try to orgasm that way.
ThunderJellyGod t1_iyb8ra3 wrote
dumb question hv u tried hellium or notrogen gas
Boatwhistle OP t1_iyb94ym wrote
Tried? As in I attempted asphyxiation, failed, and gave up?
Founddoglost t1_iybrs0u wrote
Well???
Boatwhistle OP t1_iybs2ng wrote
No, I wouldn’t fail that. It’s literally just a bag, tube, and tape.
SourRug t1_iyc7536 wrote
Yeah but the real problem is obtaining a cylinder and large amounts of nitrogen
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Founddoglost t1_iybtxer wrote
Ok just checking…
angus_valo t1_iyb93su wrote
It has potential as a painkiller and can be an alternative to opioids. Eat some pufferfish sushi and see for yourself! /s
Superlite47 t1_iybmk1n wrote
Looks like you'll just have to squeeze a Blue Ringed Octopus and find out.
Boatwhistle OP t1_iybofnp wrote
Ohhh well they are cute!
42069696969420 t1_iydea6j wrote
TTX blocks the sodiumchannels which makes it very hatd or impossible for nerves to activate. Therfore it slowly paralyzes you until you die from suffocation since your lings stop working. Since you are basicly numb everywhere the only pain you'll feel is the one you feel from your organs slowly stop working properbly. This is mostly pain based of shock and panic. Whatever you try to do with these informations, killing yourself with it is not a nice death and killing others takes some time. I'd recommend other toxins.
Boatwhistle OP t1_iydggq7 wrote
What commonly accessible toxin(s) would you recommend to mitigate suffering? Stipulation that acquisition is legal without a license. It can be producible aswell so long as the total process has a low minimum for cost and chemistry skill.
42069696969420 t1_iydhmm4 wrote
You are in the US. So i guess a gun is the easiest to get
Boatwhistle OP t1_iydns2m wrote
If I were to commit suicide it would be helium. This is just for curiosity purposes.
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blakNbold t1_iyb5ejl wrote
988?…What country you from?
Boatwhistle OP t1_iyb5nla wrote
U.S.
blakNbold t1_iyb62pq wrote
Ahh I’m just an idiot..that’s for the mental emergency hotline.
ThatToastKid t1_iyb65tr wrote
988 is the new suidice prevention hotline for the US
chickencheeseburrito t1_iyb9oq6 wrote
So, what’d they say?
Boatwhistle OP t1_iyba1vu wrote
I didn’t call, I just thought googles resistance to answer me was funny. Crossed my mined the most immediate option was to see if the suicide hotline guy knew.
chickencheeseburrito t1_iybl9sh wrote
Ok
LegoLeonidas t1_iybakg0 wrote
As someone with a curious mind who reads a LOT, I assure you my search history is an absolute nightmare.
phillysteakcheese t1_iybb6o7 wrote
I believe nitrogen is the way to go