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p1xelwc t1_iyf1gni wrote

French mfs be like: So you need an é here but only in the first half of the day, otherwise you need è. Also, if the temperature in Berlin Germany is below 10 degrees celcius, you have to add another ç. But something you should remember is that everytime someone gives birth in Africa, you use à (unless the word before was chair, cloud, or volley ball)

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ultimatepunster t1_iyf6tye wrote

Honestly French as a language just upsets me sometimes lol. Like you have to write a whole ass poem to say "The Horse Whisperer", or the word Oiseux which using damn near every French vowel, yet you pronounce absolutely none of them. Not even English gets that egregious.

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Thehappysperm t1_iyfe9nj wrote

Especially when the whole world is writing numbers in Arabic and they're not aware of it, didn't believe me! Google it

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OutrageousWeeb1 t1_iyfbjck wrote

In dutch we also stick to rules. Its why the dt rule exists. Essentially the same thing as a verb ending on double s in english

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-Mars-_ t1_iyeyno6 wrote

How French and English sleep knowing that their civilization is dominant over the world, that everyone speaks english and everyone read the great french authors that the arabic nations don't have

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Thehappysperm t1_iyfdsxw wrote

Fun fact: The numbers on your keyboard are Arabic, Google it :3

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