Submitted by rohanstan69 t3_z8n28o in memes
prochnost1 t1_iycuq7s wrote
Reply to comment by TheInternetCritic in cannot fathom by rohanstan69
How am i supposed to take a shit without my phone? Lol
Low-Cockroach7962 t1_iyd0tiv wrote
By reading the labels of literally everything within grabbing distance
Solid-Brother-1439 t1_iydlwe2 wrote
Always found it disgusting. You just keep there breathing a shit load of fecal coliforms. Just take your shit and move on.
prochnost1 t1_iydmehx wrote
Man i dont take long to shit because i carry my phone
I carry my phone because i cant shit in 30 seconds and i cant look to the wall for 15 minutes
Solid-Brother-1439 t1_iydnol1 wrote
Oh, in this case it makes perfect sense to bring your phone haha. My bad.
Sokromatrix t1_iyelyp6 wrote
This may be unhealthy, but I try to shit for 1 minute and then stop and save the rest for tomorrow so I don't waste time shitting. This doesn't hurt and is really easy. Just when everything comes out well I shit for like 2-4 minutes.
_FowlPlay_ t1_iycy78s wrote
I honestly don't know about you mate, but I'd rather not be in there longer than I have to be. Shit stinks.
ContractElectronic25 t1_iydlbmd wrote
What are you eating bro?
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