Submitted by That_Random_Guy68 t3_yigiee in memes
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BorosSparky t1_iuijwi3 wrote
But did it work?
LordPandaLad t1_iuik7pv wrote
Isn’t this just prostitution with extra steps?
potentpterodactyl t1_iuimtex wrote
I’m a Freud to ask what she was treating them for, but the tactic of having women listen to my problems until they just decide they would rather hump seems like it would have some merit.
Like if I think about it, every time my girlfriend sets into an issue all I can imagine is doing stuff to her that Shakespeare would allude to in a saucy way.
That_Random_Guy68 OP t1_iuinf54 wrote
Nah she need a pimp first
TheMadShatterP00P t1_iuiqi5d wrote
Copay well spent.
Apprehensive-Bad-832 t1_iuiv2uh wrote
Insurance should pay for most of it shouldn't it? Maybe how she got caught...
keep_trying_username t1_iuj2o12 wrote
Wait, this is really a thing that people can do?
ESCANOR2538 t1_iujez79 wrote
Oh my god that's disgusting!!!where?
Dangerous_Comfort708 t1_iujfrzc wrote
It's evolving only backwards
i_yeeted_a_pigeon t1_iujghjn wrote
depends on the age of her patients
SiggeTheDog t1_iujgtym wrote
You can be a self-employed prostitute. You can be that in my country. You make a congrat with the person You’re having sex with No third party necessary.
This is a gray-zone legal work.
iforgetmypassword13 t1_iujhds7 wrote
sign me for the therapy.
hiswifenotyours t1_iujk2zi wrote
Dr Tobias Funke, analrapist.
Street-Tea-4965 t1_iujk6fq wrote
"I'll take The Rapist for $500, Alex".
"...Thats Therapist!"
1sbrq t1_iujlwh5 wrote
Literally exactly what I was thinking celebrity jeopardy has some gems fr
CarelessWhisperRules t1_iujmykz wrote
Tobias Fünke: Analrapist
That_Random_Guy68 OP t1_iujudxh wrote
TrueSilverBullet t1_iujvrht wrote
All my homies hate Xavier
Hoopaboi t1_iuk1ywc wrote
Wait but what's wrong with this?
It's two consenting adults (if it was a child it would definitely be mentioned in the headline).
The only issue might be insurance fraud if their insurance only covers certain conditions and situations.
But we both know for a fact that she isn't being charged for that.
beansthebeansthebean t1_iukbol0 wrote
She can be my therapist
hereforsnackz t1_iuij3m5 wrote
Sounds like therapy to me. I'd pay it.