Submitted by looptarded t3_127wum4 in memes
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[deleted] t1_jeg6bt1 wrote
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consensualstabbing t1_jeg6fkk wrote
at least the world's literacy rate is going to go up
SpacemaN_literature t1_jeg6ycg wrote
All those poor fetuses struggling to find a pen for themselves.. tisk tisk
actuallygoodchase t1_jeg7297 wrote
lol 😂😂😂😂😂 i saw this on insta too
existentialism91342 t1_jeg8cyh wrote
That's one cheap ass water bill.
Dreadedsemi t1_jeg8nen wrote
Signing up for boob DLC so is their dad for pride and achievements.
elBoludo10 t1_jeg9pom wrote
More like school shooting insurance.
Other_Bread5704 t1_jega4uh wrote
Lol It's called taxes.
Odd_Inter3st t1_jegb8kf wrote
Oof that’s rough, should have cancelled before the 9 month free trial was over.
Subconscious_Death_3 t1_jegbt35 wrote
I can see this happening actually.
AnheruKira t1_jegbzdh wrote
Hold on, just $9.99/month to stay alive? That’s damn cheap, I’m in!
looptarded OP t1_jegcgk4 wrote
We will keep you alive sure, but we didn’t promise any quality of life though
HomieScaringMusic t1_jegdrgq wrote
Ooh I’ve seen this movie! “In Time” I think it was called. Starred the bald angry guy
ionhowto t1_jegecyz wrote
Only
KenKaniffKS t1_jegf2v8 wrote
Netflix at $9.98/mo is a better deal.
Wormtown t1_jegfn6i wrote
The Bootstrap Baby Generation
godbutbettertrue t1_jeggdr0 wrote
Cheap version
Thepvzgamer t1_jeggpoc wrote
So… taxes
FaintPrecinct t1_jegh7ey wrote
i agree with u
[deleted] t1_jegi3zk wrote
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TheChickenGuy7 t1_jegi7ra wrote
They removed the free trial
RoamingBear810 t1_jegjo06 wrote
Unwind irl
n4jm4 t1_jegjvvo wrote
dont nobody tell op about the houses that still have lead paint
supluplup12 t1_jegjw4g wrote
Technically the more EULAs you sign the more things you haven't read, if you signed one before reading your first book you'd be putting up negative literacy numbers. At least cave men didn't have anything they were supposed to have been reading, they're breaking even.
UncommonTheIdk t1_jegk0bm wrote
My school website made a mobile app where you had to pay to see grades and homework
legojacksparrow t1_jegl02a wrote
Oh please that would never happen they’d be charged $14.99
crazyfoolteam t1_jeglrq9 wrote
Sounds like tax
rogerworkman623 t1_jegmaki wrote
Childhood’s the free trial
Stolen joke but I don’t know from where
Aeon1508 t1_jegmm3h wrote
If you could gaurintee me that for 9.99 sign me the fuck up. That's a hell of a deal
RealGarlicBread t1_jegmo80 wrote
Ay yo thats pretty cheap, can i sign up?
thelwarner t1_jego4ro wrote
The catch is that the water has to be consumed through the ass.
Impressive-Tip-903 t1_jegor13 wrote
Our toddler is way more expensive than $9.99 a month. Where can I get this service?
shreddedtoasties t1_jegqr33 wrote
Shits illegal I think
UncommonTheIdk t1_jegqxjz wrote
No idea but it was made free sometime ago
Also i have no idea why it was done in the first place considering you could do that on the website itself for free
PedroThePinata t1_jegr00q wrote
I find it interesting and sad that your debt to society starts when you're conceived. Being born in a hospital costs thousands of dollars.
Li3NU2S4 t1_jegrnrp wrote
You will own nothing and be happy!
AffectionateToast t1_jegrv4m wrote
doesnt that require the clean prostate dlc?
actuallygoodchase t1_jegt203 wrote
you're so funny bro 😂 because the slaughter of innocent schoolchildren. that was so funny i cringed
Infamous-Diver2832 t1_jegtj39 wrote
Isn’t there a subscription to everything these days?
SutterCane320 t1_jegunbh wrote
I don’t want to live on this planet any more.
elBoludo10 t1_jegw32f wrote
Actually, I'm pointing out that there would be life insurance for school shootings before there's any weapons reform.
DS_Inferno t1_jegx80x wrote
A few zeros short.
ActualMerCat t1_jegxdlu wrote
That's just health insurance. Very, very, very inexpensive health insurance.
CrimsonMoonRising t1_jegxwp6 wrote
We use RenWeb which costs $5 a year I think
PrestigiousAverage72 t1_jegyqq7 wrote
I gotta say $9.99/month to have the essentials to survive provided for you is an absolute bargain.
generalhanky t1_jegzbyu wrote
That’s just the entry level option that prevents you from getting shot in the head by our friendly armed staff. The package with food costs 399 Bezos bucks per month. You will be paid a handsome salary of 3 BB per hour for the minimal labor tasks you perform.
josogo1 t1_jegzpld wrote
Mmm
PsiHightower t1_jegzyko wrote
So… medication?
Artistic-Fortune2327 t1_jeh0dnc wrote
That's not taxes, it's too damn cheap!
AndYetItTrolls t1_jeh0yq9 wrote
Just like the movie In Time where people have to pay to remain alive
Dark_solder18 t1_jeg67ql wrote
Isn't that called a water bill