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JetSetWally t1_jeezpr3 wrote

"Okay guys, attack him one at a time, and whatever you do, don't try and shoot him from further than an arms reach away."

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Mamamiomima t1_jef21hs wrote

"Dude, wait! Are you deaf? He's reloading, let's wait a little"

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Raze7186 t1_jefu0uh wrote

Jean Claude Van Johnson had a bit making fun of the attacking one at a time trope in the first episode.

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DJRodrigin69 t1_jeg73di wrote

What my CSGO team hears when i explain how to approach the enemy:

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Woodland-wanderer24 t1_jegccc6 wrote

I don’t even care how much bullshit it is, it’s always really fun to watch

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anon23584 t1_jegnrst wrote

i never wanna watch a movie with you

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Chamandah-on-Reddit t1_jeg2ljh wrote

He does get injured as fights go on, not as much when he fights gang members but he usually takes a lot more damage when it's trained assassins or important characters. So partial plot armor.

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RED_TECH_KNIGHT t1_jefsxi0 wrote

You wouldn't kill a guy who just lost his dog would you? COULD YOU?!!!? HOW COULD YOU!!?!?!?

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Artsywyo-iwnl t1_jegw3y0 wrote

Mans legit jumped out a 3 story building after face tanking dragons breath from a saiga, denting a van, and proceeded to walk, J1 he got throw down one story onto a wood floor and was out of the fight for a day

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Scovundra t1_jegaesv wrote

His suit is made of scénarium that's why

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omgONELnR1 t1_jeg6mnu wrote

Haha fr (I have never watched that movie)

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Fighterbg t1_jegglja wrote

It's the damned suit. That shit carries the entire fucking series and it's honestly quite stupid

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GooseInternational66 t1_jegkmh2 wrote

I had to laugh at an article I saw the other day, “how the actors of John Wick get into character” I’m like what they read the script and then look at the camera? John Wick isn’t exactly a mental exercise of cinema.

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