Submitted by HelloThere465 t3_126zfpx in memes
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The_Law_Giver t1_jebrc46 wrote
iF wE CaMe FrOM mOnKEys tHen WhY aRe ThErE sTiLl MoNkEys?
sgcpaulo t1_jebs3y8 wrote
How I wish we did. It would have been so much cool.
Kidding aside, I think that’s just limited to fundamentalists and the ultra-conservative, as majority of us know about Charles Darwin.
HelloThere465 OP t1_jebsp9x wrote
Yhea I know, have a lot of Christian friends and all of them support the theory of evolution. It is target most at extreme Christians and young earth believers
Ulquiorr4_ t1_jebu9n9 wrote
Hmm, this comment section appears to be civil…..for now.
I’ll check back in later to make sure though.
disantiyesnt t1_jebuxwm wrote
Bring some popcorn when you come back. You'll want it for the chaos.
Ulquiorr4_ t1_jebv2el wrote
A step ahead of ya 🍿
[deleted] t1_jec0yd0 wrote
I once saw christians on a podcast trying to refute Darwin's theory of evolution... its was very funny seing they get delirious saying that life was made as it is nowadays, and it was made 4 thousand years ago ROFL... bro, we have dog breeds older than their beliefs, they could at least try not use Jesus or God's names in vain...
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hobosam21-B t1_jec5ym6 wrote
Pretty sure we just know it doesn't work without copious amounts of blind faith
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Affectionate-Kick804 t1_jec8ved wrote
Science is a liar sometimes.
m0dsaresexpredators t1_jec929g wrote
Stalker pedophile says what?
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AlinesReinhard t1_jecadqi wrote
Hey if that isn't DOTM Megatron... Imo that's my fave Megatron appearance.
HelloThere465 OP t1_jecanpg wrote
Yhea, he is my favourite as well from the movies. Favourite of all time is Transformers Prime
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PhurShur t1_jecdj2l wrote
Charles Darwin was a FREE Mason. All these scientists that many admire are Masons. They give you some.truth with a lie. Evolution is the biggest lie ever told. True Christians that are Followers and Disciples of Christ use discernment to see past the lies. Big Bang theory came from a Jesuit Vatican priest......Can't believe in God and how he created the earth and trust this lie Science has given us. Godless people have no peace inside. Reason they keep admiring other people. Science isn't total bs. They have many agendas that play out. I mean people trust Science so much they listen to Bill Gates mention he wants to help the world lower its population with a jab and many keep getting boosters and many more keep drying. Science like Religion can be twisted in evil ways
HelloThere465 OP t1_jecdu86 wrote
Lucas_850 t1_jecdxyh wrote
Took me a while to get it
Saucebean2000 t1_jecfmni wrote
Science is not an entity capable of self-awareness and therefore can not concive falsehoods. What you're referring to as lies are either mistakes made by people in scientific fields that are later corrected through better resurch and experiments with better techniques and equipment or published "scientific articles" that are just propaganda fended by large corporations to preserve their image or push their agenda. Example, coke funding articles that sugar and soda don't make people fat, or how cigarette companies paid off doctors to calim their products weren't related to lung cancer.
CaptainPhantom2 t1_jecftdg wrote
I love the “tornado blows through a junkyard and makes a commercial airliner” saying. Like if you give me ≈200 sextillion tornados in a junkyard as large as the universe I'm willing to bet that one of those will make something that resembles an airplane
ShortfallofAardvark t1_jecfz6c wrote
I’ve never understood the whole science vs. religion thing. I’m not exactly religious but I just don’t understand why god can’t create the universe and let science and evolution do the rest of the work.
OmegaGrind t1_jecgqh3 wrote
Also plain ol' dumb fucks.
My parents weren't religious ("we believe in a higher power but dont know what") and then went to a non fundamentalists and not extreme church, and lived in California, but within months they were punishing me for believing in evolution because it was against the Bible they said, while also claiming it was interpretive and not literal.
They literally just knew evolution was something Christians stereotypically hate so decided they were against it too since they're Christian now.
CamBoneXD t1_jecgx57 wrote
responds to a fuckin paragraph with "Ok"
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Fast-Category-1002 t1_jeckbvm wrote
Add a few million years and this is exactly what evolutionists think….
TheBooneyBunes t1_jecl2qk wrote
They don’t think evolution is real period, I suppose we were all placed like chess pieces onto the planet
HelloThere465 OP t1_jecla23 wrote
I know, the meme is more for the argument's they try to use
KingOfThePlayPlace t1_jeclbk3 wrote
Especially when the closer something looks to a plane the more likely it is to go on to look even more like a plane
KingOfThePlayPlace t1_jecliju wrote
So if not for copious amounts of blind faith how do you know it doesn’t work?
SecretSpectre t1_jeclx8m wrote
I love all 6 pixels of this meme.
SecretSpectre t1_jeclz1j wrote
how the hell does that make him a pedophile
HelloThere465 OP t1_jecm0dc wrote
I know, I believe in only the best quality!
KingOfThePlayPlace t1_jecmgvz wrote
Masons or not they provided evidence for their claims, Charles Darwin studied the birds on the Galápagos Islands, Georges Lemaitre (who came up with the Big Bang theory) recorded the cosmic background radiation. It’s not a lie, it’s humans finding patterns in nature and the universe, thinking of reasons for those patterns, and then testing to see if they’re true or false. I have no problem with religion but I do have a problem with religious people claiming that there’s no evidence in science when the only “evidence” of god is a 2,000+ year old book.
KingOfThePlayPlace t1_jecmxol wrote
Sure I’ll help him, evolution is not a theory, we can observe it happening all the time, even in ourselves, if you compare the average height of humans now to the average height of humans just a few hundred years ago, you’ll see we’re much taller now. It seems like a small thing but compound these small things over hundreds of thousands to millions of years and it’s not hard for anyone thinking critically to see how much a species can change.
Lui-king t1_jecn728 wrote
Isn’t this pretty much what it is? Just a lot slower?
m0dsaresexpredators t1_jecn930 wrote
He has been stalking me for hours from multiple accounts, so how much time do you have?
HelloThere465 OP t1_jecniyx wrote
Yes, but an argument I once heard was "you don't se an elephant give birth to a penguin". That is more the inspiration for the meme
SecretSpectre t1_jecnudp wrote
ok yeh sorry I see what you mean I'm reporting this guy
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KingOfThePlayPlace t1_jeco1am wrote
Ah, I apologize mr. bot
moha3baddi t1_jecp6lr wrote
Isn't that true
IHateMath14 t1_jecp6y9 wrote
Did you mean flat earth?
HelloThere465 OP t1_jecprej wrote
IHateMath14 t1_jecq3rz wrote
What’s young earth? Is that where they think earth is only 5,000 years old?
HelloThere465 OP t1_jecsdeq wrote
Lemon6Potato t1_jecsnbs wrote
This is evolution speed-run
Affectionate-Kick804 t1_jectyd6 wrote
Oh, so it’s like God?
RustedRuss t1_jecuh5n wrote
No, because when it’s proven wrong we change it instead of making shit up or burying our heads in the sand.
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Ketchup200 t1_jed0n9v wrote
Right? This meme is stupid.
Titan-Five t1_jed13po wrote
It says in the bible he doesn’t. If the most important thing in their most sacred text is wrong, then the religion is wrong
charleston_guy t1_jed8n6w wrote
"If we's evolved from munkees, how comes..."
Ugh...
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Ebayunikitty t1_jedh8f6 wrote
Christians don’t believe in evolution-
worldofmemes0 t1_jedhkp3 wrote
i saw a christian facebook mom and said something about lightning putting you in the womb because they dont believe humans evolved from the womb
honestly, i dont know what else i can say
Few-Dress-6093 t1_jedkl8x wrote
Bro!! I had a debate with someone on tiktok, and he was like “if I have all the parts for a ferarri why doesn’t the car build itself?”
I then deleted tiktok after that
TheDemonBehindYou t1_jednz8z wrote
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HelloThere465 OP t1_jedvg53 wrote
I never said that
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Lobblob6605 t1_jeen5ne wrote
A lot of people don't know that there are several definitions/applications to the word 'evolution'. I don't remember all of them (I think there is seven), but some definitions include:
- Changes within species. Ex. Adaptions for geographical locations
- Change from species to species. Ex. Monkey to Human
- Just to change in general
As a christian, I know that all the other definitions are correct and have been scientifically proven with the scientific method, but what I listed as number two is false.
IGNORE_ME_PLZZZZ t1_jeep919 wrote
“Have you ever seen an ape turn into a man?”
conneru64 t1_jef5toy wrote
Not even. Give me a sextillion tries to make a wheel, then fill the entire junkyard with wheels and give me a sextillion more tornados to make something slightly better, then fill the entire junkyard with that...
conneru64 t1_jef5ypw wrote
Tell him to breed two ferarris to get evolution
conneru64 t1_jef61js wrote
Individual organisms do not evolve
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ZueiroDelta t1_jeg79x0 wrote
I still don't get it
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m0dsaresexpredators t1_jebqi3o wrote
I love when they say "It's just a theory". Should have paid attention to science fundamentals in high school instead of reading their sky daddy fable.