Did you at least dip them in the sweet n' sour sauce first?

money should not be on top of human decency

Money shouldn't be on top of many important things, however it's not the money's fault

They are dumbfounded because you didn't skin it first. What kind of uncivilized halfwit doesn't skint it first?

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They actually aren’t stopping you because they aren’t allowed to stop criminal actions while on the clock. If they did stop you, they’d get fired for putting themself in danger, which creates a potential liability for the company.

I really wish I was kidding, but no, this is really how it is.

MAAAAYBE I'll call the police after you leave, assuming it's not too busy after the lunch rush, but no one's doing a thing while you're in the building unless you come for the employees directly.

Why do people format memes like this now?

Children give al of of calories so good snack at McDonald's