Submitted by RegularNoodles t3_11e7gbk in memes
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IronStorm13 t1_jacpbxu wrote
I feel bad for you and I hope one day you will be able to quit.
RegularNoodles OP t1_jacq590 wrote
Every meme you ever see is actually true about the person posting it
Dr4zhar t1_jacqfd7 wrote
When they caught me:
"you smoke?"
"yup"
"can you give me a cig?"
the end
Specialist_Tea3228 t1_jacqke1 wrote
i don't have a dad
figsslave t1_jactqlg wrote
garbage-at-life t1_jacww25 wrote
Nobody lies on the internet
coldascoffee t1_jacxiof wrote
That's a good lesson on brand loyalty.
12g_slug_ t1_jacyj4m wrote
Well i hope u will get one soon
RegularNoodles OP t1_jad086y wrote
“Shit again son”
“Dad, please, there’s nothing left”
Distinct_Stand_1962 t1_jad0att wrote
That is going to be one hell of an awkward situation until all those 20 cigs are all lit up
T_Foxtrot t1_jad2e0y wrote
i would prefer that approach over my dad trying to convince me to drink with him
Crusher_Nutter t1_jad2wns wrote
Naah dad will say drop 20 more
Curtled t1_jad52z3 wrote
Brusters millions him out of it.
Crusher_Nutter t1_jad6fck wrote
Want one ?
ANewOriginalUsername t1_jad9iat wrote
me Still in the closet and my dad walking in on me and my fuck buddy
Wait Dad please!!!!
UncleRyanEatsCancer t1_jadal14 wrote
You really think someone would do that? Just go on the internet and tell lies?
Trelefor t1_jadfa6a wrote
This exact thing is how both of my brothers got hooked on cigarettes.
himitim1 t1_jadh83u wrote
Lol (actually laughing good job op)
SawTheCatsBox t1_jadl7d2 wrote
Me when I spread misinformation
LeeHaGyeong t1_jadm8dz wrote
Well he's a terrible dad...
ZoeIsNotLegalLoli t1_jadnih6 wrote
catches you and makes you go through the whole bottle of lotion in front of him
Epic200KYT t1_jadsb6s wrote
The hell
Melony_Felony t1_jadsrfy wrote
when my folks caught me smoking they told me that I'm stupid and that was the end of it.
also, what is with americans and forcing the children to smoke all the ciggs in front of them? makes no sense.
RegularNoodles OP t1_jadtf26 wrote
It’s an old trope popularized by the 1985 coming-of-age comedy classic, The Breakfast Club
TheTiredOldDude t1_jadw1qt wrote
It isn't something that typically actually happens.
chlronald t1_jadwjv8 wrote
Now he is REALLY glad that his dad didn't catch him masturbating.
Expert_Gate8947 t1_jae0px3 wrote
Found the American
CookiePurple4108 t1_jae32r1 wrote
Cute the metro golden mayer theme.
imatunerreddit t1_jae4a0n wrote
imatunerreddit t1_jae4k1q wrote
r/foundtheamerican
elparker74 t1_jae4k64 wrote
My grandfather caught me and my brother smoking a cigarette behind the garage when we were like 10 and 11... He said, "So you boys want to smoke? OK come with me." And he marched us up to the house and made us both smoke an entire cigar. I felt so sick after that that I never touched another tobacco product ever again.
Valuable lesson learned that day.
Hephaestus_God t1_jae4ls3 wrote
How tf can you hide smoking? No shot you don’t smell like smoke lol. Nothing can cover it up
Hephaestus_God t1_jae4om7 wrote
You smoke? Smoking is bad! Therefore I want you to smoke all 20 of those.
Insane logic
Expert_Gate8947 t1_jae4pxs wrote
Imagine having to use lotion and tissues to masturbate
ialo3 t1_jae59dp wrote
"are you doing this extremely dangerous thing?"
"do it all at once without letting your body recover!"
Often_Nude_Dude t1_jae77kb wrote
Aren’t you lucky
Alderdex t1_jaeci1t wrote
I was forced to eat them till I puked after they caught me fake smoking, but when I started actually smoking, they didn't say anything
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Paladin-of-Lemonade t1_jaegce9 wrote
The-Chad-M14alt t1_jaegf3u wrote
parenting 100
imatunerreddit t1_jaegtxs wrote
Absolute losers
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GloomyWrongdoer7807 t1_jaeilwa wrote
Master ate in front of him
Lil_Cumster t1_jaeiq4x wrote
Dad: brings in 20 dicks
Twosliceofbread t1_jaej5ud wrote
Takes one shot out of 400ml vodka bottle
"Look's like we need another bottle"
inhale_my_buttcrack t1_jaekc0b wrote
Keep your hand away from you,the wind here usually blows away from you,drink soda to kill the smell in your mouth and wash your hands first thing home
WaveLaVague t1_jaekk60 wrote
Smoke it all so I can pay my bills on time, by myself.
DeniGS70 t1_jaem63y wrote
I mean this could also apply to the circumsized eastern europeans tbh
Expert_Gate8947 t1_jaen7ed wrote
Other than Albanians and Turks we don't do genital mutilation in Europe.
Guy-with-a-PandaFace t1_jaens4v wrote
parent logic.
KissMyUSSR t1_jaeqf40 wrote
And there are opposite stories of people getting hooked up on cigarettes after such experiences. Pretty sure it's not the best way to prevent a child from smoking
ADHDblacksmith t1_jaeqsg1 wrote
When I was 15, my dad asked me to check if his beer was good
DeniGS70 t1_jaer0u4 wrote
Some muslim macedonians but thats rare af
Tooshortforreddit t1_jaezrgh wrote
Wank Hill moment
GoldNRatiO_124 t1_jaf074b wrote
Glad he didn’t catch you having sex.
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Acidbaseburn t1_jaf3cq4 wrote
maybe the idea is to make them get super nauseous from all the nicotine idk, still dumb
Wonder_Bluebird2598 t1_jaf43xm wrote
hahaha or else you will be drained. lol
Crusher_Nutter t1_jacow10 wrote
Just hope he didn't caught you shitting