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S0V13T_yumyum t1_jabfs3q wrote

I had to do this once, my dad wasn't very happy

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Ohkillz t1_jabj4dv wrote

you will meet your demise

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og_raptorqueefs t1_jabm9zf wrote

Your parents are still home that late in the morning and not at work? Wait…. U have parents?

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FinnBalorina t1_jabmtry wrote

Americans and their love for guns.

I usually just knock on the door with my hand...

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LegoLeonidas t1_jabrej5 wrote

If I missed the bus, the shortest path to the junior high for me was a hike through the woods. One time, I slipped on a log and fell FACE-FIRST into a patch of stinging nettles. When I got to school, my teacher sent me to the nurse's office, but I refused to let them call my home. I knew no matter what I said, my douche of a step-dad would accuse me of trying to get out of school. Now, that may sound crazy to you: I had WELTS all over my FACE. But that is exactly how insane that piece of shit was.

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