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lvl99RedWizard t1_jab56v6 wrote

I wanted some black licorice for the first time in years, and because of the outrageous smear campaign against it, you can hardly even fucking buy it anywhere. I had to go into a hippy dippy store with like loose bulk lentils and organic everything and settle for the weird ass brand they kept between the carob bars and the oat milk soap. I just wanted some Good&Plenty, but they don't have it at the Walmart, the Target, the Kroger, or the Price Cutter. I'm not going to the movies for Good&Plenty. Why can't y'all fucking relax and enjoy whatever candy you like instead of insulting black licorice and black licorice enjoyers.

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NamePrestigious9381 t1_jaaxvh2 wrote

I tried it last Christmas and it was so good I ate it till one couldn't eat it anymore and it turned bad

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3eemo t1_jab47rp wrote

Licorice is a harsh master why do you think the guy Lord licorice from candy land was a such a dom?

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Vandleheim t1_jaaydo8 wrote

Man good choices l love sour patch and skittles.

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Yuzernam t1_jab5roi wrote

That's literally the best thing

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TotallynotSidious t1_jaaxqbe wrote

Facts they’ve always tasted weird to me but everyone I know likes them for some reason.

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ETHlCX t1_jab5ofr wrote

Surround yourself with better ppl

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3eemo t1_jab45cs wrote

They all have a place in my heart

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Tokes_ACK t1_jabf74j wrote

It REALLY depends on the licorice. A friend of mine like this Scandinavian stuff, the taste of which is nearly impossible to describe. The intense mix of salt and sour felt like it actually damaged my sense of taste.

Then you have the super tame (by comparison) stuff like black jub-jubs or jelly beans, which I absolutely love.

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thesilentbob123 t1_jac05hj wrote

It is a normal thing in Denmark, it is weird when someone does not like it

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theviking25 t1_jac1h4x wrote

Laughs maniacally in Dutch

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menolikebikers t1_jaaz0h2 wrote

Is chocolate a candy? I need to know.

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Professional-Lemon10 t1_jab243d wrote

I heard that is what they use in Gitmo to crack villains, one bite and you waterboard yourself with your own hands to get the taste out.

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makinbaconCR t1_jab5gm7 wrote

Black licorice is disgusting.

But I'll drink the pants off Jagermeister

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kungfoocraig t1_jabctg0 wrote

Black licorice tastes like horse piss smells

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