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Pro_M_the_King52 t1_jac2rnm wrote
This makes me think Indian Railway is Competent.
Wackynamehere1 t1_jad1va6 wrote
It probably is, but india has too many people, in fact some trains have people ride on top of them and on the sides
ExploDinG_TnT_ t1_jad4he8 wrote
This is mostly a case in local trains
humanbot69420 t1_jaeorao wrote
sure if you want to light up with the electrified tracks. 85% done, approaching 100 soon
-f-d- t1_jabuu5g wrote
Could be Germany as well
tigerDer_1 t1_jabuzvx wrote
nah trust me in italy is far more worse certain train arrive with a delay of 2/3 hours and are always late
vezol t1_jabw9xo wrote
Deutsche Bahn: Hold my beer
realAloneBoi t1_jabwy51 wrote
Here in germany we call this on time.
Expert_Gate8947 t1_jad00rd wrote
In The Netherlands we just cancel the train so that on paper it is not late. People can get the next train. That is better for statistics.
chaingun_samurai t1_jaf2oud wrote
In the US, we derail them so on paper it's not late.
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Briffy03 t1_jaccdic wrote
In france we got a special collumn on display called something like "unusual" it should be used to display delays or accidents, but those are so frequent this collumn is used almost only to display "on time" as this is so rare
Stradi8_ t1_jac264a wrote
Had something like this happen once in the last months and for weather reasons
Never really had problems lately
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NinLendo t1_jad687e wrote
Nonono. In Germany you wouldn't get a reason for the delay.
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gooj324 t1_jad2htn wrote
As an Italian i can confirm, "train will have a delay of 90 mins" then after 30 mins "canceled"
QuuxJn t1_jadym5x wrote
I've been to Italy twice in the last year by train and I must say I was positively surprised.
The longest delay we had was 15min, wich we caught up again by the time we got to the final destination.
CatalystIsMyFav t1_jabj66j wrote
They look like this mostly
Hona007 t1_jabzqyz wrote
Bruh our renovated relics from WW2 look and run better and we're Czech.
DxExAxD t1_jabzx9c wrote
yea, bc germany made them 😉
Hona007 t1_jac0lbw wrote
True.... But fuck you.
DxExAxD t1_jac0pd7 wrote
😂 immer gern, bruder 🤝
Aut1smCr1me t1_jacoefu wrote
Zerstört haste ihn
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TheCarniv0re t1_jac4ho5 wrote
Beautiful.
CatalystIsMyFav t1_jac0f8m wrote
In fairness that image is (according to Wikipedia) from 2009. It was literally the first image that came up when I googled “Arriva train”
jpspam t1_jac0t6g wrote
the_guy_who_asked69 t1_jacns9c wrote
These are trams.
You guys must have some kind of rail infrastructure apart from them.
jpspam t1_jaeban8 wrote
Deep-Conflict2223 t1_jabjek5 wrote
False: American trains are not that organized.
TRAINLORD_TF t1_jabi1zt wrote
Currently, Im still waiting for my Train to arrive.
-Mattis- t1_jacb1zz wrote
You're in germany?
TRAINLORD_TF t1_jackq87 wrote
Yes, but I waited on the Freight Train I was supposed to take.
-Mattis- t1_jacr2ep wrote
So you are a train hopper?
TRAINLORD_TF t1_jacr85c wrote
No, Engineer.
wordswillneverhurtme t1_jabsrvk wrote
It is not a toxic fallout but its still a mess. You can basically drive faster to the destination by car than the train. So the train is useless.
mtgkajhit t1_jaby53g wrote
Can confirm. My town was doing historic rail rides to connecting cities for a summer when I was a kid. Modern locomotives with 1960s passenger cars. Because of the speed limits and having to yield to freight a normally 30-45 minute drive by car ended up taking 4-5 hours. It was a cool experience but holy fuck did it take forever.
nowaybrose t1_jaclh20 wrote
It sucks that we have given freight railroads like CSX so much power here. If you know an attorney ask about how to get the railroad to do anything they don’t want to.
mtgkajhit t1_jaclq8x wrote
Well they own the rail lines, which is part of the problem. I had a neighbor who retired from the railroad. He said it was a great job but the politics were ridiculous.
nowaybrose t1_jacopkz wrote
Yeah I think if we are gonna get serious about rail travel in the US we need to build our own passenger lines. One thing I’ve always wondered is why we can’t just use the median/side road of interstates for new rail construction? Does anyone ever discuss this? You could wave at cars sitting in traffic! The land is already there for the taking. It would be a great project for job creation and jobs are also needed to maintain trains/rails and run the train service. Seems like a win. But hey let’s keep dumping trillions into concrete for cars…one more lane should do it
ankerous t1_jacrd4c wrote
It would make sense to use the medians for something like that more often. I've seen it used that way in a couple places but it's very rare.
Pijany_Matematyk767 t1_jaehzya wrote
Using the median might not be the greatest idea since then youll have to have train tracks cross the highway, and that will most likely require either a tunnel or an overpass (neither of which are cheap), Plus id guess the median isnt wide enough for 2 tracks. And theres also the risk of collision in case a bad driver fucks up. Trains would be nice but the median of a highway is probably not the place for them
nowaybrose t1_jaekwke wrote
Most of our medians in rural areas are quite large. The tracks could be elevated in tighter spaces just like we elevate stupid highway ramps 100ft in the air whenever needed (houston). Train can go over whatever it needs to. Trains I’ve ridden in china have all sorts of elevated tracks since many areas are densely populated. No it won’t be cheap but neither are 15 lane highways
Pijany_Matematyk767 t1_jaeq4wv wrote
One problem with this is getting the political will to make an elevated big highway is waaaay easier than getting the political will for a modern elevated train track
Depending on how straight the highway is, trying to have the track run parallel to it might require slowing down the trains on some turns
And we also have to ask if a track in the median with overpasses is cheaper than just running the rail track separate from the highway
nowaybrose t1_jaf3rrc wrote
Yeah the political part is what needs to change. No party really seems to be interested in helping people who can’t afford a car get around in cities or between them affordably.
The idea of running the trains along existing interstates is to avoid having to buy land or claim imminent domain. We only do that for oil pipelines I reckon. Fighting to run tracks thru peoples land would take decades.
Hona007 t1_jabzvs7 wrote
Over here o line somewhat rural. And going to the city takes the exact same time whether it's a train or car. But for 1hour 10 minute rides. You wanna go on a train far more comfortable.
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Expert_Gate8947 t1_jad061w wrote
It's 20 kilometer to work. That is a 20 minute car ride or 2 hours by public transport. I sometimes go by bicycle when the weather is nice.
Bromine67 t1_jabwevb wrote
Of course the French one isn't here because he was late... Like always.
CookieBio t1_jadj24p wrote
You beat me to it, I was stuck in gare Montparnasse because of an abandoned luggage
Grivit14 t1_jabk56x wrote
So behind on public transportation it's rediculous.
RoboBagons t1_jabxlf1 wrote
We are behind on much more than that...
ExtremeAd7430 t1_jacf0x7 wrote
Did you say public... That's communism
Expert_Gate8947 t1_jad0a6q wrote
Trust me most Europeans countries don't have high speed rail either.
Or rail at all.
SniffyBliffy t1_jabxnbb wrote
Thanks to a lack of funding
SovereignAxe t1_jabz4g6 wrote
It's all been sent to the highway fund.
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DragantaMM t1_jac2ysa wrote
germany is kinda unrealistic.. that train should only arrive in an hour or two.. maybe not at all
C4RD_TP_SG t1_jabienz wrote
somebody left a shit stained diaper on one of the seats here
Cakehunt3r t1_jac0os0 wrote
Late 🇩🇪
Hari1503 t1_jabvf9d wrote
Indian trains. They have a lot of different locomotives.
Badass-19 t1_jac7wdg wrote
WAP 7 supremacy
dec35 t1_jaby42e wrote
And they say america is the most advanced county in the world, smh. You can't go anywhere without taking the car, what an ecological disaster
MoronDark t1_jac2ugw wrote
Firend visited America once, i asked her to buy for me one thing in shop one block away from her hotel, she said she cant go there without a taxi and overall moving in city without a car is pain
ilhamalfatihah16 t1_jabmvl1 wrote
The train system in my country is probably one of the few things that I would acknowledge our colonizer did right. Our interstate train system network was developed by them 138 years ago and is constantly modernized now to suit current domestic needs.
Kudos to them, albeit their purpose of building it is to steal our resources faster, kudos.
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MrObsidian_ t1_jabn60y wrote
Where is this in the meme?
Tdikristof_ t1_jacgozo wrote
Or this
yayaoa t1_jac445o wrote
For Germany you should've put a picture of just the rails because the Deutsche Bahn is always late or doesn't get there at all. Fuck them!
Cdr_Johannsen t1_jacx74k wrote
This image fits, that's the train that was supposed to arrive an hour ago on the opposite track with the car order reversed.
pantherghast t1_jad80nr wrote
While the US could use an update to their railway system... you are comparing passanger bullet trains to a freight train...
HotCaptain4297 t1_jabycfu wrote
Australian trains just have graffiti up the side of them and eshays with knives inside of them.
Hona007 t1_jac0363 wrote
Yeah graffiti on passenger rail sucks... But I massively respect it for cargo. It don't hurt anyone. And I one saw a T type wagon which had "Hallo Aus Deutschland" then another type of paint "Ahoj z česka" "Hallo Aus osterreich" and same with polish and probably french. Translation "Hello from (country) idk. It was just wholesome imo.
FuryandFurry t1_jac35ag wrote
haha good joke. the german trainstation should be empty cause they never arrive lol
Re0ns t1_jac7smw wrote
The Chinese one isn't even carrying passengers, claims to be the fastest in the world despite the Japanese SC Maglev. The new Chinese maglev probably is a rehashed version of the one in Shanghai, purchased from Germany.
Same goes with all the other high speed trains. The majority of them are purchased and copied versions of foreign trains. And new ones are just rehashed frankensteins of the most successful high speed trains across the globe.
Yes I fucking despise the CCP and it's puppet companies such as the CRRC that made the maglev train in the photo. Hong Kong already had some low quality new trains made by copying older Japanese trains. And also the even decreasing freedom and voices for democracy in Hong Kong. I already expect Chinese bots to downvote me.
Appropriate-Energy69 t1_jabig7v wrote
Freedom fees
Academic_Opening_679 t1_jabiqie wrote
Wet, not electrified, probably derailed mas caralho eles vêem pontuais !
Plerti t1_jac03ia wrote
Funny that right now in Spain there is a controversy about the government buying new trains that are too big to pass through the existing tunnels and too heavy to pass over some of the existing bridges.
So yeah, they're pretty much stashed like in that photo
Erme_Ramos t1_jae77ib wrote
Renfe is the fucking worst and sadly the only train company, good I hate them.
Rowdy_Sniper_101 t1_jac1hsq wrote
2x people, 1x seats
CookiePurple4108 t1_jadid0o wrote
Those are also passenger trains vs freight trains
Extension_Building19 t1_jadoo3s wrote
Well considering these first several images are passenger trains and the ones that keep derailing are commercial transport trains lol our passenger trains dont derail quite as often 😂😅
KaZe_DaRKWIND t1_jaem49q wrote
Other than the US one, those are all passenger trains aren't they?
Redditor_RBN t1_jabmp6p wrote
I can only think of cars than a train, when I think about public transportation in USA. Ok maybe buses, if they exist.
WeAreEvolving t1_jabn085 wrote
We give our money away.
xmichael86 t1_jabo8of wrote
That’s why we can’t have nice things like a bullet trains
tom_schaal t1_jabwci2 wrote
France so probably on strike
Mathieulombardi t1_jacbt2o wrote
In the UK we have Thomas the tank
Dickpuncher_Dan t1_jacjf74 wrote
I'm very proud of Sweden's new trains. Rated for 250 km/h.
Fungi_Finder t1_jaczwj6 wrote
You're comparing bullet passenger trains to cargo trains you stupid fucking donkey
kunfusedpsyko t1_jad894h wrote
Now show me your cargo trains. We rarely ride passenger trains here.
BradTheFnafGamer t1_jadauwg wrote
Trains are so cool they made a gender about them
amaxlucy t1_jadp3j1 wrote
My “train” is a Range Rover. Always on time luxury.
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MollyDooker99 t1_jae84ok wrote
The U.S. has the largest freight rail in the world…
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No0biz t1_jabwt68 wrote
I like how this doesn't include French trains (they are probably late or on strike)
WaAaT25 t1_jabydir wrote
Portugal: they don't show up (CP moment)
Tomkistann t1_jac1hpb wrote
Still waiting for it, i'm only waiting 2 hours (czechia)
impalerdev t1_jac2dzp wrote
late
Cakelover9000 t1_jac3moe wrote
The german Train should not be here
Ship_Fucker69 t1_jac4jqf wrote
We have the same bucket ass trains from the 80's in my country. Older some of them even.max speed like 90km/h.
ragra64 t1_jac5i15 wrote
Here is a technical designer from stadlerrail. You have to give America credit for at least starting to order Swiss trains, especially for California.
QuuxJn t1_jae0cue wrote
Serious question. Do you sometimes intentionally design stuff in a way that it's a huge pain in the ass to fix? Like, have you ever tried to change a sprinkler in the electronic cabinets. Or a motor for the gap fillers.
ragra64 t1_jae7g8y wrote
Certainly not on purpose. We don't like to bully service workers.
rockeypokey t1_jac5rkq wrote
Everyone knows Indian trains
No-Pomegranate-69 t1_jac6pcn wrote
If trains are exercising, are they training?
NeganLannister23 t1_jac7n5k wrote
They're good but people keep pelting stones at em for some reason
Golett03 t1_jac8uvm wrote
Which type? Road or track?
Clean_Web7502 t1_jacbcey wrote
Spain: We made them to big during the design phase time to remake the blueprints
radznschel t1_jacexo7 wrote
Germany should just be a picture of empty rails.
Tdikristof_ t1_jacgt1q wrote
So true
Reasonable_Still_764 t1_jacf5fn wrote
Im 100% certain that korean train is a decepticon and u can't convince me otherwise
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MarcoIstToll t1_jacfanw wrote
Why is there a german train without any delay? this is some serious bs
Tdikristof_ t1_jacfslb wrote
Mostly like this
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VentingID10t t1_jacmkog wrote
It isn't only the train engines themselves that are antiquated in the USA, it's the tracks. I took a train ride with my kids for "fun" and it slowed down considerably at one point for several miles in the state of Pennsylvania. (I'm talking 5 mph / 8 kmh.) When I asked why so ridiculously slow, the train steward said it was because the tracks were very old and too curvy that we might derail at higher speeds. Um ..gulp...okay.
Key-Commercial-3351 t1_jacu4a3 wrote
Wrong Side of the tracks
NewMasterpiece6271 t1_jacvwvk wrote
I had planned to take a cross country trip in the US via train. Then we learned 12 hour delays were not uncommon and there was a good chance we would arrive at our destination in the middle of the night instead of 5PM.
Every few years the US spends millions to bail out the airline industry, but people get upset when when spend money on trains.
Icy_Practice7992 t1_jad0czr wrote
Texas would have it, but it's a domain issue. People don't want to give up their land.
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General-Resist-310 t1_jad1d7a wrote
ICE is the fastest train in Germany, and yet it still feels like it crashed due to it's name, so often it comes too late
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anayalator39 t1_jad6ne3 wrote
Fucked up but funny
banana1703 t1_jad7q1m wrote
I'm from switzerland and we make fun of the german trains, even germans make fun of german trains (DB)
Good_Smile t1_jadgdwy wrote
Laighs in Latvian
F1eld_rat t1_jadhowh wrote
Romania.
Larcemox t1_jadmlfz wrote
Do you guys have trains? that's cool.
Razorbacklama59 t1_jadq1y1 wrote
In a few years my province will have the world's fastest train
DotFX t1_jadrjpb wrote
The last I remember we killed a Tzar in one
jaredmgMTL t1_jadzc54 wrote
Anglos will refuse to acknowledge anything that France created or perfected and will go out of their way to do so.
F1RE_F0XY t1_jae3dg4 wrote
The trains in Romania are a bet. You can get down in one piece or you can get down with your back broken because of the bad communist chairs and because of the bad railroad infrastructure. Also you have a very high chance of getting your belongings stolen. All of that plus a 2h delay and overpriced tickets.
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Erme_Ramos t1_jae6or2 wrote
When even Renfe is better than Usa trains, something is very wrong with them.
Kasgaan t1_jae8qnf wrote
better question, how's our atmosphere? HEHEHEHE hellllp ohio is dyiiiing
abcdefGerwin t1_jae9f6m wrote
Late
Rumen77 t1_jaee7hc wrote
Pretty expensive to ride one in the uk but there is decent coverage across the country so they are alright I guess 🥴
SmokeSpiritual2260 t1_jaehldv wrote
Powered by chemicals and corruption!
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HugePhilosopher5391 t1_jaf1sr6 wrote
😭
Afraid-Amphibian-431 t1_jac3npr wrote
Ohio chemical spill crisis:))))))))
ThErEaLMuFfInPuFfIn t1_jac5ag0 wrote
must be hard to be trainsgender in the us then
DepPet_syw t1_jacaofk wrote
German here. With the state of The Bahn, they might as well be exploded
sumdumguy1966 t1_jach8fm wrote
SoCiaLism doesn't wOrK. As we pick up the poorly maintained tracks that caused another disaster caused by the greed of capitalism. Meanwhile government funded bullet trains efficiently move the SoCiaList populus.
Big_Papa_Puff t1_jacngvb wrote
We've passed more infrastructure bills than I can remember in my lifetime. The politicians failed us. Not the political system. There's no absence of greed anywhere in the world. What we do have is an absence of accountability in the U.S.
None of those nations are socialist by the way.
Expert_Gate8947 t1_jad0ioa wrote
Venezuela doesn't have high-speed rail.
CaptnVwap t1_jaclsg6 wrote
German train rides always end with a shower
Ddranoel t1_jacwx1l wrote
The German train wouldn't even show up....
jandros_quandry t1_jadojc9 wrote
America. Ohio now has acid rain
PossiblyLinux127 t1_jae08lg wrote
Most of the us didn't think that far ahead. (You can't put a train though a building)
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tigerDer_1 t1_jabtycg wrote
italy: the train number 15324 will have a delay of 1h and 35 mins for rail manutention