Better be a deadeye shot. Submitted by Not-Patrick t3_11e6k93 on February 28, 2023 at 1:52 PM in memes 6 comments 167
tech-lawyer t1_jacnbk2 wrote on February 28, 2023 at 2:07 PM #2,104,173 If he can walk on water can he dodge bullets? 2
JedimasterAllen t1_jacrrof wrote on February 28, 2023 at 2:40 PM #2,105,569 He'd probably turn the other cheek at the exact moment causing you to miss or graze him. 1
Wilvinc t1_jae3d79 wrote on February 28, 2023 at 7:47 PM #2,120,829 One more hole isn't going to bother Jesus. He can turn water into wine ... and MFer, you are 70% water! 1
keep_trying_username t1_jae65s4 wrote on February 28, 2023 at 8:05 PM #2,121,771 Those guys who arrested Jesus: I was born for this! 1
tech-lawyer t1_jacnbk2 wrote
If he can walk on water can he dodge bullets?