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R_Morley t1_j55ljis wrote

Abstain from relations outside marriage, as god intended, and you will be protected from this sinner's plague! Unless your partner cheats on you, upon which, you should sue.

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ElectricalDot9 t1_j55r7i1 wrote

Nah live free, die young as nature intended

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R_Morley t1_j55sr2c wrote

The only state of nature I like is one with Panda bears.

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spiked_macaroon t1_j56a74g wrote

Yeah but that's just a rule made up by the book club.

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R_Morley t1_j56c7io wrote

I like the book club. They have cools hats :)

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dariemf1998 t1_j5bea1r wrote

Mi parcero el alucín que culiaba hasta con la prima pero se volvió evangélico:

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R_Morley t1_j5eqyc4 wrote

You should never become evangelical I’m so sorry for your cousin — the authenticity of a church is measured on how many gargoyles it has, or something

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Levophed t1_j5613m0 wrote

Preach! Your prayers ✝️ are so beautiful in the presence of god 🙏. Make Massachusetts a safe haven ⛪for our children 👦God and church! 💦🔥😩😩 Jesus his name hallelujah 💒

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