Submitted by cailinloesch t3_10gy3yw in massachusetts
dawaxtadpole t1_j55clqg wrote
I got Gonorrhea from riding a tractor in my bathing suit.
BostonUniStudent t1_j55e8ri wrote
That's the same way that I got cirrhosis of the liver.
phaedrus71 t1_j589b78 wrote
Yea but we were cracking 40s row by row, respect the liver!
Workacct1999 t1_j55uipk wrote
That's the tractor story!?
spg1611 t1_j56iwfh wrote
That’s what you told your boyfriend?
bassistmuzikman t1_j56tgtk wrote
That's how I became a father.
sneakylyric t1_j56mzci wrote
Wtf was the other person doing to that tractor????
No-Slide3677 t1_j58ceq8 wrote
I have found my people 🤍
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