Submitted by Lil_Brown_Bat t3_10jtj5p in massachusetts
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warlocc_ t1_j5mkl8q wrote
I don't want to say "that explains a lot", but...
goldfishman63 t1_j5mkz7k wrote
That’s cus we progressive here 🍆
ManWithTheCats t1_j5mpjvl wrote
Perhaps you should try taking out your prostate massager before typing.
KenOfEarth t1_j5muob4 wrote
Wyoming buys the fewest sex toys. I bet there’s a cause and effect situation in there somewhere.
Clownsinmypantz t1_j5mwiu8 wrote
what do you mean?
thelasagna t1_j5n43ax wrote
I was wondering if it had to do with population too! Either way this was hilarious. Floridas made me actually lol
warlocc_ t1_j5n9znl wrote
It's a joke. Don't over analyze it.
Flower_Murderer t1_j5nb1n2 wrote
Have you milked your prostate? Worth every damn penny.
Clownsinmypantz t1_j5ob79j wrote
I wasn't I just didnt get the joke
sneakylyric t1_j5os96a wrote
Makes sense, I got a few of em. Shit is pretty great.
EnoughIdeas t1_j5ovkmy wrote
the baby Jesus himself hand placed a button that can let you experience his love but you have to find it with either a toy,finger or other appendage.
Plus bro busting a nut has recoil with one of those things placed right.
jodeme t1_j5p7gag wrote
Honestly I’m not surprised. There’s a reason they call the prostrate the male g spot. Y’all are missing out if you haven’t experimented with butt stuff.
Stateberg t1_j5q2gy0 wrote
I probably cannot look at my neighbors the same way again
ZombyWalker t1_j5q8ljq wrote
The state first to legalize gay marriage likes butt stuff huh
Busey_in_the_walls t1_j5qqayb wrote
I blame you and my uncle Roy
skasticks t1_j5r1do3 wrote
Nothing gay about butt stuff unless it's two or more dudes
skasticks t1_j5r1i9b wrote
It's because it wasn't funny
potus1001 t1_j5r3j17 wrote
You’re welcome!
FlanFlaneur t1_j5t7u1h wrote
Any recommendations?
CZall23 t1_j5u5278 wrote
Texas' is oddly specific.
Lil_Brown_Bat OP t1_j5ukh4x wrote
Considering it's Texas, I totally get why the AFAB folks there are having fun on their own.
Lil_Brown_Bat OP t1_j5mi9y6 wrote
Of* these toys. Why are the I and O next to each other?