Submitted by [deleted] t3_ztcwpv in massachusetts
ILikeCrabbyRobots t1_j1depge wrote
Reply to comment by detective_bigfoot in Former State Police Captain indicted on CP charges by [deleted]
Says every asshole, until they need the police for some trailer trash, loser-ass drama that normal adults are somehow able to avoid.
[deleted] OP t1_j1dfbda wrote
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ILikeCrabbyRobots t1_j1dfxkd wrote
Your witty repartee has cut me to the core. I'm hurt, wounded. Lo, for I am punctured.
[deleted] OP t1_j1dg4zf wrote
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ILikeCrabbyRobots t1_j1dg8hy wrote
Ouch, that one really stings. Off to find some Bactine!
detective_bigfoot t1_j1dihfz wrote
Lol, go cry about it to whoever’s boot you lick, nerd.
ILikeCrabbyRobots t1_j1dime8 wrote
That's not really my thing, but you do you.
detective_bigfoot t1_j1dt3g2 wrote
Cop-lover asshole completely fails to both see the point and craft a comeback. How shocking.
ILikeCrabbyRobots t1_j1e061x wrote
Merry Christmas!
detective_bigfoot t1_j1eqone wrote
First good thing you’ve said in the thread
ILikeCrabbyRobots t1_j1eqxps wrote
You're an angry elf!
Murky_side_ t1_j1dlx72 wrote
Most of us are smart enough to know not to call in the armed thugs who escalate every situation.
ILikeCrabbyRobots t1_j1drnfe wrote
Sure you are, hero. You're a one man vigilante squad.
spg1611 t1_j1du6pj wrote
Says the guy who has obviously never had a need to and the second he does will forget every Reddit comment he ever typed and call them then say “well that’s their job”
Murky_side_ t1_j1e1vuk wrote
I was mugged and assaulted about 15 years ago. Only people I called for help were paramedics - I didn't need to be assaulted again.
spg1611 t1_j1ecch9 wrote
That’s hard man. Real hard.
Murky_side_ t1_j1emqox wrote
I'm pretty sure this is sarcasm, and you don't know the details, like how I was cut down my face with a broken bottle and have a permanent scar. I could have easily bled out.
Still didn't call the stupid fucking police, and refused to answer anything they asked.
So kindly just fuck off, bootlicker.
spg1611 t1_j1engio wrote
If you didn’t call the police after being assaulted that bad I’m sure you were doing something illegal.
Also in this state 911 goes to the police so it’s unlikely you “just” called the paramedics.
Murky_side_ t1_j1gcnkc wrote
I called 911 and said I needed an ambulance. I was walking home from a bar at 2am, minding my own business with headphones on. Such a compassionate person you are, assuming I somehow was in the wrong. Are you sure you're not a cop?
NoeTellusom t1_j1dzro7 wrote
50% of the time we've called the police we get one of three responses:
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we're not coming out, just file a report online.
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it'll be hours until we can get there.
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we're on our way, then they never show up.
So yeah, not going to buy that bullshit. Meanwhile, police budgets are larger than ever and they are armed like the military without the same rules of engagement.
warlocc_ t1_j1ehc8c wrote
You say "need the police" as if the police have a duty to protect you.
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