Submitted by SketchyManOG t3_ypuabw in massachusetts
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ThreeDogs2022 t1_ivkumay wrote
that is a highly punchable face
PakkyT t1_ivl0frh wrote
Careful though. Looks like one slip up and you could lose three fingers on those beaver teeth.
DunkinRadio t1_ivl0mfm wrote
"Authorities are considering additional charges for acting like a goofball during booking"
Banea-Vaedr t1_ivl3j5a wrote
Typical 93 driver
hillza87 t1_ivl4p6s wrote
r/punchablefaces
A_Man_Who_Writes t1_ivl8u3m wrote
He was trying to outrun the plane about to land on his teeth.
Bostonguy01852 t1_ivl8xtg wrote
Had to be in the far right lane too. NH drivers are a bunch of left lane campers. No way you could hit 100 in the left lane in NH.
Hollywould_7 t1_ivlbpel wrote
When does he get out? My neighbor needs help chopping firewood.
NoJuice1977 t1_ivlbue5 wrote
Too much tooth here for me to see
DinkandDrunk t1_ivlcxyv wrote
Dude looks like Sid from Ice Age.
Excellent_Fee2252 t1_ivlf477 wrote
“Local beaver capable of driving”
HammerfestNORD t1_ivlfzq7 wrote
[deleted] t1_ivlgh95 wrote
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FoxAutomatic8459 t1_ivlhm9l wrote
New Hampshire is no joke when it comes to speeding. I was thrown in the back of a cop car for going 97 mph on 93. I told the officer I thought the speed limit was 93. He didn't laugh.
SuomenVasara t1_ivll69j wrote
That last dandelion eating jerk.
-Im-A-Little-Teapot_ t1_ivll8km wrote
Foghorn Leghorn voice: He could eat corn on the cob through a chainlink fence.
BarryAllen85 t1_ivlm6wv wrote
Uh. Every fourth car or so?
jrizzle_boston t1_ivlqw23 wrote
This dude is allowed near children??
hdjunkie t1_ivltaxw wrote
McMurphy11 t1_ivm228c wrote
I googled him and saw his linkedIn. I don't think his employer is going to be thrilled.
scwelch t1_ivm2o9c wrote
McMurphy11 t1_ivm36hm wrote
Hopefully gets that smile wiped off his face.
scwelch t1_ivm3ges wrote
thegalwayseoige t1_ivm8gbp wrote
What do you think the logistics of flossing with the Zakim, look like?
bellhorndingers t1_ivm9ctm wrote
Chara's much shorter disappointing son.
SketchyManOG OP t1_ivmar0v wrote
And an experienced driver and without a child in the back seat, and I think it's pretty clear this guy isn't an experienced driver
rickjames_experience t1_ivmaukd wrote
Every time a mass head goes to New Hampshire its fuckshit, 100% fuckshit bro on God
SketchyManOG OP t1_ivmawfd wrote
SketchyManOG OP t1_ivmaylm wrote
Nah you got it 🤣🤣🤣
deadliftothersup t1_ivmbe6k wrote
And on a track completely removed from public roads. At 107mph you are completely fucked if a deer pops out even on a "good" road with an experienced driver.
7screws t1_ivmbiya wrote
Yeah fuck NH staties always assholes.
7screws t1_ivmbm3m wrote
Right? We sure it was his child?
JoesBurning t1_ivmbtig wrote
111unununium t1_ivmc8mi wrote
Looks like a Snapchat filter
Wise_Check6255 t1_ivmh989 wrote
I was assuming it wasn't his child.
jcowurm t1_ivmhhtq wrote
Well I assumed it would say kidnapping too.
Wise_Check6255 t1_ivmhj8d wrote
Noodle neck looking mother effer.
PabloX68 t1_ivmhjit wrote
Apparently you've never been on a track. Deer pop out there too.
PabloX68 t1_ivmhkq4 wrote
What makes it so clear?
Wise_Check6255 t1_ivmjsf1 wrote
I mean like maybe it was a nephew, or some other family members kid.
Alive-ButForWhat t1_ivmpm98 wrote
To be fair, “live free or die”
SheeEttin t1_ivmqd0k wrote
*gorilla warfare
HiiiideeeHo t1_ivmrbrc wrote
...barnstorming around Manhattan in an Edgar suit.
humanzee70 t1_ivmyu7b wrote
Well, OTHER people have children in their back seat, so no, still not safe.
humanzee70 t1_ivmz54i wrote
Looks like he's about to build a dam with those things.
chlyn t1_ivn09n7 wrote
"Conscientious" uh-huh 😂
Kaio_ t1_ivn1oro wrote
He's what I imagine Bob's Burgers characters look like
RubydaCherry24 t1_ivn2dlt wrote
This is like Timmy turner when he wishes he was old
austin3i62 t1_ivn3per wrote
That's a giraffe in a Zdeno Chara costume
OnlyInMyDreams393 t1_ivn9jvv wrote
“My name’s Mater, like Tow Mater”
lizardspock75 t1_ivnmjw7 wrote
That’s Butthead I’m sure of it!!
SketchyManOG OP t1_ivo7c74 wrote
SketchyManOG OP t1_ivo84fn wrote
I mean I wish the news article elaborated on how reckless he was driving like as long as he's slowing down for traffic and properly passing people that would just warrant a ticket, but being charged must mean he did something wrong.
SketchyManOG OP t1_ivo85yp wrote
News article doesn't say so unfortunately
_SwolbrohamLincoln_ t1_ivp3hm0 wrote
You could land a plane on those things
SketchyManOG OP t1_ivrd9a1 wrote
In order for you to be charged for something like that you would've done something seriously wrong but if your slowing down early and using your blinkers then that would just warrant a ticket, unfortunately the news article doesn't elaborate on the severity of the guys driving.
PabloX68 t1_ivrnrr8 wrote
In NH, anything over 100mph is considered reckless driving by law. So false.
Khrome_Kid07 t1_iwenlwi wrote
He looks like the human version of donkey from shrek
SketchyManOG OP t1_ivkthoi wrote
Original article
https://wgme.com/news/local/massachusetts-man-accused-driving-over-100-mph-with-child-in-car-in-new-hampshire-jonathan-hosmer-reckless-operation-endangering-the-welfare-of-a-child-i-93-speeding