Submitted by SketchyManOG t3_ypuabw in massachusetts
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PakkyT t1_ivl0frh wrote
Careful though. Looks like one slip up and you could lose three fingers on those beaver teeth.
[deleted] t1_ivlgh95 wrote
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SheeEttin t1_ivmqd0k wrote
*gorilla warfare
humanzee70 t1_ivmz54i wrote
Looks like he's about to build a dam with those things.
hillza87 t1_ivl4p6s wrote
r/punchablefaces
DinkandDrunk t1_ivlcxyv wrote
Dude looks like Sid from Ice Age.
SuomenVasara t1_ivll69j wrote
That last dandelion eating jerk.
HammerfestNORD t1_ivlfzq7 wrote
🏅
Kaio_ t1_ivn1oro wrote
He's what I imagine Bob's Burgers characters look like
DunkinRadio t1_ivl0mfm wrote
"Authorities are considering additional charges for acting like a goofball during booking"
jcowurm t1_ivm41g6 wrote
That guy has procreated and I can't get a date. Time to cry!
Wise_Check6255 t1_ivmh989 wrote
I was assuming it wasn't his child.
jcowurm t1_ivmhhtq wrote
Well I assumed it would say kidnapping too.
Wise_Check6255 t1_ivmjsf1 wrote
I mean like maybe it was a nephew, or some other family members kid.
A_Man_Who_Writes t1_ivl8u3m wrote
He was trying to outrun the plane about to land on his teeth.
Excellent_Fee2252 t1_ivlf477 wrote
“Local beaver capable of driving”
SketchyManOG OP t1_ivmawfd wrote
🤣🤣🤣
BarryAllen85 t1_ivlm6wv wrote
Uh. Every fourth car or so?
BlaineTog t1_ivlnnkn wrote
Wait, it's possible to drive under 100 mph in New Hampshire? What about Live Free and Die?
-Im-A-Little-Teapot_ t1_ivll8km wrote
Foghorn Leghorn voice: He could eat corn on the cob through a chainlink fence.
scwelch t1_ivlzhqb wrote
Why is he damn happy
McMurphy11 t1_ivm228c wrote
I googled him and saw his linkedIn. I don't think his employer is going to be thrilled.
scwelch t1_ivm2o9c wrote
Oh..
McMurphy11 t1_ivm36hm wrote
Hopefully gets that smile wiped off his face.
scwelch t1_ivm3ges wrote
Yep
PabloX68 t1_ivll5wi wrote
107mph in a well maintained car and on a good road without traffic isn't unsafe.
hdjunkie t1_ivltaxw wrote
Agreed
SketchyManOG OP t1_ivmar0v wrote
And an experienced driver and without a child in the back seat, and I think it's pretty clear this guy isn't an experienced driver
PabloX68 t1_ivmhkq4 wrote
What makes it so clear?
SketchyManOG OP t1_ivrd9a1 wrote
In order for you to be charged for something like that you would've done something seriously wrong but if your slowing down early and using your blinkers then that would just warrant a ticket, unfortunately the news article doesn't elaborate on the severity of the guys driving.
PabloX68 t1_ivrnrr8 wrote
In NH, anything over 100mph is considered reckless driving by law. So false.
humanzee70 t1_ivmyu7b wrote
Well, OTHER people have children in their back seat, so no, still not safe.
deadliftothersup t1_ivmbe6k wrote
And on a track completely removed from public roads. At 107mph you are completely fucked if a deer pops out even on a "good" road with an experienced driver.
PabloX68 t1_ivmhjit wrote
Apparently you've never been on a track. Deer pop out there too.
updog6 t1_ivm8fff wrote
I wasn't aware anyone in Mass drove that slow
bellhorndingers t1_ivm9ctm wrote
Chara's much shorter disappointing son.
Bostonguy01852 t1_ivl8xtg wrote
Had to be in the far right lane too. NH drivers are a bunch of left lane campers. No way you could hit 100 in the left lane in NH.
Banea-Vaedr t1_ivl3j5a wrote
Typical 93 driver
EzAwnDown t1_ivl9xco wrote
Holy Matt Dillon Chiclet Teeth Circa 1998...
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You could project a movie on either of those chopperz!
crojin08 t1_ivmhknl wrote
He’s way way too happy!!!
Hollywould_7 t1_ivlbpel wrote
When does he get out? My neighbor needs help chopping firewood.
SketchyManOG OP t1_ivmaylm wrote
Nah you got it 🤣🤣🤣
FoxAutomatic8459 t1_ivlhm9l wrote
New Hampshire is no joke when it comes to speeding. I was thrown in the back of a cop car for going 97 mph on 93. I told the officer I thought the speed limit was 93. He didn't laugh.
7screws t1_ivmbiya wrote
Yeah fuck NH staties always assholes.
thegalwayseoige t1_ivm8gbp wrote
What do you think the logistics of flossing with the Zakim, look like?
JoesBurning t1_ivmbtig wrote
chlyn t1_ivn09n7 wrote
"Conscientious" uh-huh 😂
111unununium t1_ivmc8mi wrote
Looks like a Snapchat filter
cderwa t1_ivmej2g wrote
Was he high?
SketchyManOG OP t1_ivo85yp wrote
News article doesn't say so unfortunately
Wise_Check6255 t1_ivmhj8d wrote
Noodle neck looking mother effer.
HiiiideeeHo t1_ivmrbrc wrote
...barnstorming around Manhattan in an Edgar suit.
peachesgp t1_ivms4ud wrote
Look at those fuckin chompers.
NoJuice1977 t1_ivlbue5 wrote
Too much tooth here for me to see
jrizzle_boston t1_ivlqw23 wrote
This dude is allowed near children??
7screws t1_ivmbm3m wrote
Right? We sure it was his child?
[deleted] t1_ivm76ds wrote
What an arrogant SOB with a bad receding hairline. This guy is begging to made an example of.
kocoerc t1_ivmjqmx wrote
Who's dad didn't drive over 100 when you were a kid??? I thought it was normal. Just cause this guy is ugly doesn't mean you have to shame him! Have some respect!
SketchyManOG OP t1_ivo84fn wrote
I mean I wish the news article elaborated on how reckless he was driving like as long as he's slowing down for traffic and properly passing people that would just warrant a ticket, but being charged must mean he did something wrong.
Corey3268 t1_ivmmyr4 wrote
Reckless operation. Child endangerment, got to have your head checked before reinstate , finally he's happy knowing how fucked up he is "mommy look at me I'm getting my picture taken " this guy should be poster board on highways advertising birth control
Alive-ButForWhat t1_ivmpm98 wrote
To be fair, “live free or die”
RubydaCherry24 t1_ivn2dlt wrote
This is like Timmy turner when he wishes he was old
austin3i62 t1_ivn3per wrote
That's a giraffe in a Zdeno Chara costume
SketchyManOG OP t1_ivo7c74 wrote
😭😭😭
OnlyInMyDreams393 t1_ivn9jvv wrote
“My name’s Mater, like Tow Mater”
lizardspock75 t1_ivnmjw7 wrote
That’s Butthead I’m sure of it!!
_SwolbrohamLincoln_ t1_ivp3hm0 wrote
You could land a plane on those things
odd_bro t1_ivlynmb wrote
Is that Joey Lagano?? I’m confused.
TuxYouUp t1_ivq0e7x wrote
Only half ton pickups are allowed to go 100 on NH highways on their way to work in Massachusetts. This guy's clearly an idiot.
Khrome_Kid07 t1_iwenlwi wrote
He looks like the human version of donkey from shrek
rickjames_experience t1_ivmaukd wrote
Every time a mass head goes to New Hampshire its fuckshit, 100% fuckshit bro on God
ThreeDogs2022 t1_ivkumay wrote
that is a highly punchable face