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Chippopotanuse t1_itv74b9 wrote

A Dunkies cup tossed on the ground outside the Kenmore T station by a guy wearing a Sox jersey, who is vaping and holding a scratch ticket.

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TecumsehSherman t1_itv9say wrote

There better be an empty fireball nip bottle on the ground nearby.

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idontsmokeheroin t1_itw83zo wrote

Funny you say that. I was in an Eastham graveyard the other day and there were an insane amount of nips at like every tombstone.

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TecumsehSherman t1_itw9aif wrote

I hate it.

Some towns have passed ordinances to stop the sale of nips, and I'm 100% in favor of it.

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alcutts27 t1_itwjcak wrote

And 100% of those towns can blow me.

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TecumsehSherman t1_itwkmdf wrote

If you're one of the people throwing them on the ground, I'm ok with you not living here.

Or, if you're one of those people I see buying a brick of nips in the morning and then breaking into it in their car before driving away, I would prefer that you not live anywhere near here.

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alcutts27 t1_itwlfpp wrote

It's called a sleeve. And I specifically get the ones in glass, so when I throw them out my window they shatter on the sidewalk at six am.

I also leave my needles on park benches just to piss you off.

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TecumsehSherman t1_itwm6nk wrote

>It's called a sleeve

Sorry, I don't speak loser.

Good on you for being bilingual, though.

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alcutts27 t1_itwyd6j wrote

Hahahaha! Thanks, lots of higher education, had to learn how to deal with stiffs like you. Got my mastahs in go fuck yourself, while banging ya sista behind the dunkies dumpstah. I'm a bit of an over achiever.

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tomdobs55 t1_itz387c wrote

Are you from Quincy, Revere, or Billerica?

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Upthespurs1882 t1_itvhqbw wrote

What’s “how the fuck am I gonna pay for housing” in Latin?

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fendermrc t1_itvrvd4 wrote

This is what Dall-e does with that assignment

https://labs.openai.com/s/Aja7JVG6cXdvAFmnuyAXjBIo

This one is almost better.

https://labs.openai.com/s/aRvXYmL13iiMgK60Foppz38Z

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Chippopotanuse t1_itvsntd wrote

Oh my god. What the hell? This is awesome!!! Holy smokes.

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fendermrc t1_itvt3up wrote

The AI wants a lot of detail, but seems to do it's own thing regardless. Like, where's that lottery ticket? (and I forgot to tell him about the Kenmore station location)

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xshoki t1_itw4lq8 wrote

Stable Diffusion using `img2img` might do a better job here than DALLE, since you can give the AI an image prompt as well as a text prompt.

You could make a crummy collage in the gimp or krita (these are open source alternatives to Photoshop).

I'm a bit too lazy to do this myself right now, but if someone wants to play around huggingface has a cool website that lets you do this: https://huggingface.co/spaces/huggingface-projects/diffuse-the-rest

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Emberwheat t1_itvgtg9 wrote

A whale, a ship, a witch hat, a pilgrim hat, a codfish, a pine tree, or an anchor.

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ShinigamiRyan t1_itvie6w wrote

A whale with an anchor tattoo inspecting a witch hat and a pilgrim while eating some codfish leaning against a pine tree.

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[deleted] t1_itvq5nq wrote

The old pine tree on a blue shield, a component of the flag before this one, would be fine by me.

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eregyrn t1_itxzgo6 wrote

The green pine on blue would be pretty good. But not on a shield. It's not really good flag design to have "background color, shield, thing on shield". That's one of the things we need to get away from with the current design.

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[deleted] t1_ity1a9p wrote

Vexillology is not a rabbit hole I have fallen down yet, but I feel it is coming.

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liam5678 t1_itwj7mb wrote

For those wondering

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chadwickipedia t1_itwuobj wrote

I’m cool with this IF it has to change. I still find nothing wrong with the current one, but who am I

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liam5678 t1_itwvd3k wrote

I think it’s an ok alternative, but I think the current one is 1. Boring (which this one wouldn’t fix) and 2. State seals shouldn’t go on flags, just doesn’t look good or distinctive from a distance

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chadwickipedia t1_itwup5s wrote

I’m cool with this IF it has to change. I still find nothing wrong with the current one, but who am I

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briank3387 t1_itv6pyi wrote

A Dunks logo and a picture of Big Papi

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FrostBellaBlue t1_itvw9th wrote

A humpback whale holding a Dunkin cup.

Put a whale on our flag!

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NEIC_ADMIN t1_itvewqj wrote

A green pine tree and nothing else.

It would be like the flag of Japan but better. Who the heck puts an umeboshi on a flag?

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National_Process_741 t1_itvxuj4 wrote

That’s Maines old flag

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dpceee t1_itvzvhn wrote

Because Maine used to be part of MA

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eregyrn t1_itxzq31 wrote

Maine wants to go back to the green pine with the star, though. That's already being sold all over the place up there. (I have no idea what the status is of them trying to officially change the flag.)

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NEIC_ADMIN t1_itzcl9z wrote

Maine should grow a pair and go back to the old flag.

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BostonUniStudent t1_itvc3os wrote

It's not the least cool flag in America, but it's close. I always like the Arizona and New Mexico flags. Principles of flag making are kind of interesting if you want to go down a rabbit hole.

They used to say a flag should be simple enough a child could make it from memory. In the past, it was important to be able to see it hanging from the mast of a ship. The decision to include text on a flag is fraught. You'll have to be able to read it backwards 50% of the time. I personally like flags that are naturally occurring phenomenon. Like Alaska's astronomical flag, trees, fish, etc. Technically even the rainbow flag is a naturally occurring phenomenon.

https://www.reddit.com/r/vexillology/comments/y0uu1d/ireland_west_virginia/

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marmosetohmarmoset t1_itvztb5 wrote

Mississippi’s new flag is nice too (minus the words which I agree are superfluous and annoying)- it’s a magnolia flower!

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-Im-A-Little-Teapot_ t1_itvgj0u wrote

>They used to say a flag should be simple enough a child could make it from memory

That goes out the window when a country's flag only consists of horizontal or vertical stripes of the national colors. Even worse when national flags share the same colors but the order the stripes are in is different.

Quick... How many of these can you ID?

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Not to be outdone, and to continue the practice, there's lazy, bland nonsense like this

This approach to flag design is just plain unimaginative, boring and uninspiring.

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TheGodDamnDevil t1_itvzrzy wrote

I Googled it and it turns out lithromantics/lithsexuals are not people who get turned on by rocks. Interesting.

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realvladdiputtn t1_itxq5p1 wrote

Specifically, the rule of thumb is that what a child can draw by memory is recognizable, not necessarily completely accurate. That gives more room for creativity besides the endless tricolors and makes it clear that flags like mass’s current one doesn’t make the cut.

Few kids could draw the US flag well, but you’d know what you’re looking at right away when they try. Same with the Arizona flag.

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Anteater_Reasonable t1_itvz7og wrote

A whale tail with a Dunks-inspired orange/pink color palette.

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marmosetohmarmoset t1_itw0mdv wrote

Ok no joke I love this idea. The pink and orange colors could look like a sunset and just kinda wink at the Dunkin logo.

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No_Stinking_Badges85 t1_itv9yhf wrote

A nose upturned toward the sky

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awakened_01 t1_itw09pp wrote

The new dinosaur with a rainbow backpack climbing a mountain holding an IPA. At top of the mountain theres a native american sitting with Malcom x and sam Adams smoking weed.

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BostonUniStudent t1_itveh9s wrote

How about green background, with a red maple in the middle? The most common tree in Massachusetts.

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Cheap_Coffee t1_itvcbuf wrote

A burning subway car.

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Beantownbrews t1_itvf8zw wrote

That’s a Boston problem, not a Massachusetts problem.

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Cheap_Coffee t1_itvh8ex wrote

Like there's a Massachusetts other than Boston, right....

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(It's a joke)

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goPACK17 t1_itv6cdk wrote

Exactly what is on it now sans the sword overhead. Change my mind.

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ahecht t1_itw1myi wrote

Seals shouldn't be on flags, they're too complicated.

https://youtu.be/pnv5iKB2hl4

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goPACK17 t1_itw5n65 wrote

Well, too late? Regardless of what should or shouldn't be on a flag, people grow attachments to symbols, especially symbols that represent their home. I don't discount the problems with the flag that exist and why we're having the discussion, but I think the best solution to any possible flag redesign is the simplest.

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eregyrn t1_ity089r wrote

But, that's the point. Having the seal on the flag is not the "simplest" design. There are other flag designs, and symbols, that are even older than the seal design, and would still connect to MA history rather than just being some random new thing.

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Finn617 t1_itvkbct wrote

Big Papi in a Statue of Liberty pose holding up a Dunkin’s cup.

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your_city_councilor OP t1_itv85c8 wrote

Personally I think Massasoit Thomas Little Shell should just be replaced by a stylized image of Casey Affleck from the SNL Dunks commercial.

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thomastodon01027 t1_itve6cp wrote

How about just some cool shapes and colors? Flags with overly complex symbology on them are harder to incorporate into use in regular life. I feel like whenever I’m in Texas or Colorado or Ohio I see their flags worked into all sorts of stuff. Nobody does that in MA because in addition to being racist, the flag is ugly and overly complicated. I honestly hated it before I understood anything about its history or the meaning of the symbols.

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revjoe918 t1_itvkp6g wrote

IF we have to change it, let's do it American way and remove the native and replace it with a white man, the Minuteman like on state quarters.

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[deleted] t1_itvbnzy wrote

A Donut with a codfish and a hypodermic needle crossing it

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neutron_uplink t1_itvbud6 wrote

some version of the bunker hill flag. maybe add a turkey or clipper ship to it

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NativeMasshole t1_itvx594 wrote

I like this! Make it a turkey riding a clipper while holding a lobster roll and I'm in!

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eregyrn t1_itxzxiz wrote

The Bunker Hill flag, only get rid of the cross, and just have the green pine tree in the canton.

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sweaty_parts t1_itvvhp0 wrote

We should replace the Massasoit with an image of William Prescott of "Don't fire until you see the white of their eyes" fame. Dude was the commander of the Colonial forces at Bunker Hill and is an all around based revolutionary war hero.

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BonesIIX t1_itvvya2 wrote

A turkey with a Dunkin cup as a hat.

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HumanChicken t1_itvx5sy wrote

A lobster in a graduation cap and robe.

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NoWillow2216 t1_itvx7oy wrote

I think the state bird with the state flower and the colors could be the state colors for the flag.

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anonimbus t1_itw4xjc wrote

woman in grad cap, getting abortion, smoking a joint, and searching ads for affordable housing; or strong emoji

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SamLoomisMyers t1_itw7r5h wrote

A vagina , a gay couple, interracial couples, a voting machine.. Because the way the country is going...we will be the only place those things are still legal.

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Kasunex t1_itw7ydn wrote

When I think of Massachusetts, I think of the Revolutionary War, Abolitionism, Irish-Americans, immigration, and the winters. Designs that incorporate those symbols would probably be welcome.

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pillbinge t1_itw2ycl wrote

Nothing else. Keep it the same.

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ahecht t1_itw8ot7 wrote

Yellow flag with a smiley face. Despite what Forrest Gump tried to claim, it was invented in Worcester, Massachusetts.

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deadlyspoons t1_itwvo1i wrote

A Storrowed truck.

New state motto: NON TRANSIBIS

(you shall not pass)

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DumbshitOnTheRight t1_itv68by wrote

A dollar bill and the motto "That'll show 'em who's boss!"

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chevalier716 t1_itvci97 wrote

Metacomet instead of Massasoit and Knox's ox driven cannons instead of the sword

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PLS-Surveyor-US t1_itvcnok wrote

Cars stuck in traffic and trains delayed for some unknown period or reason.

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Loinpurloin t1_itvizd5 wrote

PARDON RUDENESS BUT CADUCEUS TATTOO ON MIDDLE FINGER FEEL ABOUT RIGHT

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Nukatitan t1_itvpiw7 wrote

A pothole with a dunkin cup in it. Maybe keyguitar bear somewhere on it too

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Shrek-It_Ralph t1_itvqxw8 wrote

Just give it a shape around the seal that’s there, give it a little more spunk

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dpceee t1_itvztdu wrote

Pine tree

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Actovania t1_itwb4tj wrote

would be awesome if we had waves, like the flag of kiribati

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Bendyb3n t1_itwbyej wrote

Don’t have Boston Globe so can’t read. But I don’t see to much issue with the Native American here, I presume he is supposed to be a member of the Massachusetts tribe that the state is named after. Makes sense to me

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Hertules t1_itwioxb wrote

A jar of fluff with two crossed packs of Necco wafers.

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Lucybruin t1_itwiq4c wrote

Whatever has been on it forever should be what’s on it

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Bostonbaked20 t1_itwkzw6 wrote

An over taxed underpaid worker who can’t afford rent in their own state.

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magik779 t1_itwsppj wrote

A storowed truck of course.

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EvergreenRuby t1_itwwyuu wrote

The Massasoit riding a broom with a dunkin cups on one hand and a Red Sox hat?

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TheyMikeBeGiants t1_itwyhhd wrote

A suburban douchebag putting up a flyer about "preserving unique neighborhood flavor".

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DDups2 t1_itx2f7q wrote

I am pro changing the flag because the current one stinks. Please make it something that looks good on a hat, and clean looking. Colorado, Arizona, Texas all have great flags.

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Puzzleheaded_Ad_7204 t1_itx4tos wrote

A scotch Irish townie with a marb light in his lips and a needle in his arm wearing a doc hat and pats hoodie throwing a beer bottle at a buss full of black kids

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evster88 t1_itxdcec wrote

Uggs and a mini skirt

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jules13131382 t1_itxdtq0 wrote

Bill Burr’s face photo shopped on a leprechaun 🍀

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closerocks t1_itxp104 wrote

franks and beans. then throw it in the wash so people don't think you are a pig.

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cbrad1713 t1_itxqgz2 wrote

Same guy as before just make the image not racist.

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4timesthesteak t1_itxxftk wrote

Just Connecticuts and New Hampshire’s outlines with a red X through them both

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TwainVonnegut t1_itxz02i wrote

A mountain, a Dunkin cup, a heroin needle, and a college diploma.

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funferalia t1_iu06szx wrote

I think that Liz Warren in an Indian suit would be fitting.

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sceaga_genesis t1_iuem969 wrote

Make it a giant clam, perfect for modern troll culture, but also representative of healing.

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zerovian t1_itvift2 wrote

A dunkin donuts cup and a raised middle finger hanging out of a car window.

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Pappa_Crim t1_itvp1cx wrote

two drunkards fighting in a parking lot

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detective_bigfoot t1_itvp494 wrote

Serious answer: change the Indian to the minuteman statue at the North Bridge in Concord, everything else is cool.

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UniqueCartel t1_itvrwqe wrote

“NH sucks. They have to. they don’t have any teeth” and on top it’s a real-time ticker of MAss GDP

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AccuracyVsPrecision t1_itvvyfe wrote

Middle, Right whale breaching with a dunks coffee in hand. Then A diagonal strip made out of DNA like the license plate

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Fine-Remote-3587 t1_itwwh6c wrote

A butt hole, because this state is full of assholes lol

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Proof-Variation7005 t1_itvsccz wrote

Why do we even need a flag. We're not colonizing land. We don't have an olympic team. There's no emoji of the state flag. There's no point.

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Let's save ourselves the trouble and just ditch the "state flag" as a concept now. Massachusetts practically invented America. We had same-sex marriage first. Time to be a trendsetter again.

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Quirky_Butterfly_946 t1_itv5qrb wrote

What's on there now if fine. Those who don't think so are daft for thinking otherwise

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SouthShoreSerenade t1_itvaxyl wrote

To me, what's on there now is fine, unless our local tribes concur that it is problematic. If they find elements problematic, then said elements ought to be removed. And if elements need to be removed, add in whatever people want other than a FREAKING pine tree.

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-Im-A-Little-Teapot_ t1_itvcto8 wrote

How about leaving the fucking the thing the way it is and not wringing our hands over piddling shit?

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Beantownbrews t1_itvfox9 wrote

I can feel your cortisol levels from here. Breath dude, it’s just a joke.

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-Im-A-Little-Teapot_ t1_itvhfy1 wrote

That would be fine except that the people up in arms over the current design aren't joking about it.

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Upthespurs1882 t1_itvj7c3 wrote

“Those people” include tribal leaders who have been asking for the change for 50 yrs. Fuck them I guess?

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marmosetohmarmoset t1_itw0h62 wrote

In addition to being offensive to native Americans the flag is also boring and kind of ugly. Does anyone deeply identify with the Massachusetts flag anyway? It’s so forgettable. Might as well take this opportunity to change it to something cooler. I mean, why not? It’s win-win.

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Clollin t1_itw57mc wrote

I used to, before anyone pointed out that it's potentially offensive.

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Murky_Ad_5786 t1_itvb1t1 wrote

Massachusetts Work so we can tax you

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SouthShoreSerenade t1_itvcc0h wrote

We have an extremely middle of the road tax burden but best in nation services. Yeah, let's complain about that.

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