Submitted by Kodiak01 t3_y85xfe in massachusetts
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BigScoops96 t1_isy6fxt wrote
No! Not the bees!
betyouwilldownvoteme t1_isy7zwk wrote
Assault with a deadly bee
Unique-Public-8594 t1_isy868m wrote
Briefly;
49 Memory Lane, Longmeadow, 1.5 million dollar home, 10,000sf
Homeowner: Alton King, Jr was in court trying to delay eviction at the time
Evictions Protester Rorie S Woods (from Hadley, half hour north of Longmeadow) drove up and released her bees then was arrested and charged with assault with a deadly weapon
itallendsintears t1_isy9qk9 wrote
You go girl
bellhorndingers t1_isyaeoh wrote
Beads?
GreatAndPowerfulNixy t1_isyc5do wrote
Stephanie had way too much fun writing this.
HumanChicken t1_isydcxu wrote
swoldier_force t1_isydq99 wrote
We are definitely missing some details, something is off. Listed for 1mil, dropped to 900k, then delisted and sold for way over initial list price in 2018.
I don't know all the details, but if you're getting evicted from a literal mansion valued at 1.5mil, maybe you're living beyond your needs and you should consider renting or buying a home that is more within your budget.
Edit: Also, FTR, I am very anti-eviction in most situations. Every available option should be exhausted to help families/homeowners who have no place to go but the streets. But from reading about this house, the very first option should be dump the house and get into someplace you can afford, even if it's an unappealing one bedroom rental.
harrowingofhell t1_isydxt8 wrote
This kicks ass
Apprehensive-Page-96 t1_isyen1e wrote
Nice.
3MinuteRecord t1_isyeru2 wrote
Should have released the dogs with bees in their mouth and when they bark, they shoot bees at you
SBtist t1_isyeylf wrote
Who want a bee as a gift?
OrsoMalleus t1_isyi1ca wrote
Next time we hear about this lady, she's gonna have a bee-themed villain costume and an alias.
TomBirkenstock t1_isykxay wrote
Killing me won't bring back your God damn honey!
vonsnarfy t1_isym8c0 wrote
Ol big bear
smilingdrag0n t1_isymmd9 wrote
This sounds like the beginning of a B level superhero movie that i would watch.
United-Hyena-164 t1_isymqa4 wrote
“Fly forth my minions and conquer” better have been what she said
United-Hyena-164 t1_isymvbq wrote
Also, this is the most western mass thing that has ever happened
Goashai t1_isynhku wrote
What does FTR mean?
Beck316 t1_isynttb wrote
They're not even in the same county. They're 45 minutes apart. Longmeadow is like Newton and Hadley is like...?Topsfield. I'm local and this story is confusing. I'm wondering if she's a family member or friend of the person being evicted. I also wonder if she stole the hives since she agitated the bed and tipped the hives over. Doesn't seem like something a conscientious beekeeper would do...
Kodiak01 OP t1_isyo4q2 wrote
I'd expect it to be more of an Otis/Huntington/Chesterfield thing though.
WilcoLovesYou t1_isyoup0 wrote
For the record.
FuriousJulius t1_isypejv wrote
Yeah this is a very confusing story. That house is absurd and has an indoor basketball court. If your being evicted from it I don’t have any sympathy. Why this lady decided this eviction was the last straw is clearly missing from the narrative, maybe she just lost her marbles.
boy_inna_box t1_isypf3i wrote
For the record
J_Worldpeace t1_isyqotz wrote
On another note it's nice to know they're keeping the bee population alive out in the Pioneer Valley
Kodiak01 OP t1_isyrigp wrote
Even though I now live in CT (first 40yrs in western MA), I'm one of those people that always mows the lawn high to let the white clover proliferate. This past year there seemed to be a lot more people following pollinator yard maintenance plans this year as well.
HeisenBergeron61492 t1_isysc1r wrote
Bees said ACAB
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itallendsintears t1_isyt9jy wrote
flyboy_1285 t1_isyti8g wrote
Or the robotic Richard Simmons
MPLooza t1_isyv1nu wrote
This is a "I'm going to be adding this to my portfolio" story if I've ever read one
Think_please t1_isyvbgr wrote
They don't allow you to have bees in here
Kodiak01 OP t1_isywijo wrote
Having spent portions of time the past several years in FL (Palm Beach County, both the uppity and COPS sections), MA doesn't even begin to hold a candle to the insanity that occurs in DeStupid Land.
Stateberg t1_isywmdn wrote
We’re still up there
Kodiak01 OP t1_isywszx wrote
MA isn't even close.
Stateberg t1_isyx10a wrote
Kodiak01 OP t1_isyxkur wrote
Florida Man disagrees with you.
NEIC_ADMIN t1_isyxrnc wrote
/r/msaeachubaets
catinreverse t1_isyy1c7 wrote
His ass is gonna blow!!!
GrimmRetails t1_isyy1ly wrote
"The police appear to be conducting a zzzzting operation my prettiezzzzzz, zzubjects," Queen Bee said.
TahJakester t1_isyy70g wrote
This sounds like a job for Doctor BEEES
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WinsingtonIII t1_isyymtk wrote
No, we absolutely aren't. Just in New England alone, New Hampshire is way more Florida-y than MA (Live Free or Die could practically be Florida Man's motto, maybe sub "or" for "and"), as is Rhode Island and parts of Maine.
Rocktopod t1_isyyz4p wrote
Assaults neighbors with swarms of bees, maybe?
Rocktopod t1_isyz61l wrote
This did make me think about that -- I thought the reason Florida had such specific headlines was because other states have laws restricting what details can be published about an arrest.
Are there no such laws in Massachusetts? This seems like it's pretty specific.
Stateberg t1_isyzfxz wrote
Just saying I’ve heard some crazy stories come out of my own state not exactly from headlines but from locals The whole point was the article was similar
SLEEyawnPY t1_isz2780 wrote
>the very first option should be dump the house and get into someplace you can afford, even if it's an unappealing one bedroom rental.
This is pretty much Dave Ramsey's main shtick, giving massively overextended Americans dispensation to do the entirely logical thing, but in a face-saving way. "Thank God one day God spoke to me through a guy like that and granted a Caucasian like myself the gift of not living entirely off credit, ego, and cocaine. It was truly a Christmas miracle.."
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rolandofgilead41089 t1_isz2yjx wrote
There are stupid people everywhere. Per capita, MA definitely has fewer than Florida does though.
rolandofgilead41089 t1_isz30cu wrote
THEY'RE EVERYWHERE AND THEY'RE STING CRAZY!!!
lauruhhpalooza t1_isz35t6 wrote
He likes the honey!
IHaddox t1_isz3d09 wrote
dude's LinkedIn showcases him standing alongside a yellow lamborghini in the mansion's driveway. absolutely some details missing.
Dismal_Ad_9603 t1_isz6wsu wrote
Beeeutiful!
GrimmRetails t1_isz8h6s wrote
"ZZZZletus brood no longer and wax vengeancezzzzz."
robinThicc9 t1_isz96xi wrote
“You like jazz?”
lkh23o874249plhkjhdl t1_iszd63l wrote
Hindsight is always 20/20.
Any-Campaign1291 t1_iszexeu wrote
Leftists and conservatives have this same problem. Except the leftists feel entitled to live in a trendy part of one of the most expensive cities in the world.
SLEEyawnPY t1_iszgxee wrote
Ya getting by in Paris seems like it could be hard for just about anyone who doesn't have several mil in the stash.
EnoughIdeas t1_iszhjb3 wrote
On one hand don't assault officers but on the other this woman may be a beast master or shaman above our mortal laws.
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Unique-Public-8594 t1_isznq0l wrote
Change.org petition claiming racism with regards to a foreclosure on this property:
And - it gets more interesting - King was involved in an “insulating paint” scam.
And the house ain’t that good looking: https://www.google.com/maps/place/49+Memery+Ln,+Longmeadow,+MA+01106/@42.0544705,-72.5544337,3a,75y,344.89h,90t/data=!3m4!1e1!3m2!1smiDkfK9LlV2bcrzz03KH0w!2e0!4m5!3m4!1s0x89e6e5da8abc67a9:0xfabe356bb3c6e12b!8m2!3d42.0547687!4d-72.5545421
Miami_Vice-Grip t1_iszo16z wrote
I mean, are we calling like anything in a blue state with a population bigger than 2000 a trendy city now? I want to buy in my rural home town and can't afford it, unless Williamsburg is now trendy somehow
Unique-Public-8594 t1_iszo8u3 wrote
Homeowner being evicted is on LinkedIn as a financial advisor of 31 years (with a profile pic of what looks like a Farari).
noodle-face t1_iszp7bp wrote
I feel no sympathy here. This isn't a common eviction, this is extreme.
Royal_Platform t1_iszpdnr wrote
LMAO queen
spacepharmacy t1_iszra0a wrote
how tf did i not hear about this happening omg
petal14 t1_iszsx9l wrote
Gob’s not on board.
EtonRd t1_iszwavb wrote
I think one article I read said that they owned the house together at one point. It’s a pretty strange situation. Lots of litigation about a foreclosure and this bizarre story about The guy trying to insulate his house with some type of insulating paint that was a complete scam and then he sued the HVAC guy because his house was too cold and too warm…. I think there must just be reams of legal documents around this house. https://ceramics.org/ceramic-tech-today/insulating-ceramic-paint-distributor-falls-for-his-own-grifter-tale
yahabbibi t1_iszwr76 wrote
They've reported her as being from NoHo initially which I think is more on-brand. Definitely the most W MA headline ever.
Any-Campaign1291 t1_iszxjtt wrote
I see plenty of homes for cheap on zillow.
SLEEyawnPY t1_iszy61v wrote
Not every leftist is miffed they can't live in stuffy ol' Boston, anyway. Yeah I'm kind of miffed I also couldn't afford to live there 20 years ago. I don't feel I'm missing out on much as of 2022.
StalePieceOfBread t1_it00lul wrote
Funny, I didn't see anything.
Valriete t1_it06dtx wrote
That's Memery Lane, which somehow makes the situation even more entertaining.
I bet Kate Wagner would hate the house in question.
crazyparrotguy t1_it0cat2 wrote
You mean a bee level superhero movie. 😉
Sorry, it was right there!
ChefBoyAreWeFucked t1_it0dvp5 wrote
Everyone wants to live in those trendy cities in... Western Mass.
wisebongsmith t1_it0iufm wrote
MY hero. A hero for common folk agrarians all over the world. I hope the pigs got a lot of stings. ACAB
1Os t1_it0k42y wrote
A Bee Felony
Unique-Public-8594 t1_it0losc wrote
She was stung by police on a walk down memory lane. Now she will bee in jail.
Unique-Public-8594 t1_it0lzra wrote
You got a guy legally pleading with authorities to not get evicted. Now he is national news and hilarious. Did he want this? Was it a surprise to him? I wonder.
pinko-perchik t1_it0pacp wrote
Yeah I wonder if she knew the evictee or what
Sassounette t1_it0qtl8 wrote
Came here to say exactly this
taqeladragn t1_it0u76m wrote
No she's from Hadley. Her bee farm is in Northampton. The eviction was taking place in longmeadow.
farts_in_the_breeze t1_it0u7ur wrote
Looking back, its still a bit fuzzy
taqeladragn t1_it0uc0c wrote
"All I want is fricken dogs with frick bee launchers in their mouths! "
Tempest_1 t1_it0zmsq wrote
3victed from a B33 farm.
Tempest_1 t1_it0ztv9 wrote
Free the rescues
Tempest_1 t1_it105u5 wrote
HIDE YO WIFE, HIDE YO KIDS
Tempest_1 t1_it109gr wrote
You really bee-lined it to that pun
taqeladragn t1_it10syx wrote
Thanks. Fixed
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Plants_Golf_Cooking t1_it21ktb wrote
R/witchesvsthepatriarchy
NightWalk77 t1_it2bahc wrote
Should of released them on the landlord. Then no eviction notice.
mofuz t1_it2hjd7 wrote
How are bees considered a deadly weapon if you’re not allergic?
Unique-Public-8594 t1_it2hm72 wrote
Someone was allergic.
mofuz t1_it2hp21 wrote
Ah ok got it. I didn’t read past the pay wall
tahitidreams t1_it2n1rj wrote
Enough bee stings could cause a toxic reaction in someone who his not allergic and they could die or be hospitalized.
tahitidreams t1_it2o493 wrote
This woman drive bees away from their home to hopefully sting people. Not only did she put the officers lives at risk but the bees as well. When a honey bee stings the stinger gets removed from their bodies as well as part of their abdomen and they die. Also, taking them like that, what if they don’t make it back to their hives in time to leave? They will die. Also, people can have a toxic reaction to stings even if not allergic if they are stung too many times. This woman is an asshole and absolutely no one should be applauding her. You want to protest fine, but don’t endanger and our lives of humans or animals at risk. Especially bees.
UnrealMitchMcConnell t1_it3ifui wrote
I shit you not this is my former landlord
paganlobster t1_it3mem9 wrote
This woman is a hero. Some cops might be allergic to bees, but everyone is allergic to homelessness.
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paganlobster t1_it3nr69 wrote
No insulation wtffff
paganlobster t1_it3omab wrote
If you see someone fighting eviction with bees, no you didn't.
paganlobster t1_it3ox86 wrote
Apparently in this case that would be the bank, so you'd need a shitload of bees. Maybe time to consider hornets?
Potat-O-Vision t1_isy5bly wrote
No bees!