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bythecommonman t1_iqtjj1k wrote

Legend has it that a scary looking woman runs ppl over with her car and flees the scene.

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restricteddata t1_iqtub8k wrote

not half as spooky as (almost) every other politician pretending it didn't happen because they are afraid of her even scarier father

one crooked politician doesn't scare me. an entire party of terrified politicians scares me.

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214ObstructedReverie t1_iqucfpk wrote

Sure, sure. But ultimately, she's actually a benevolent poltergeist. She only runs over cyclists who run red lights.

She's pretty bad at it, though. Doesn't even stop to make sure she finished them off...

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raj1030 t1_iqv8sp5 wrote

It was a prank bro. She was clearly planning ahead for Halloween.

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Late_Lake4295 t1_iqvlzr6 wrote

thats cause she saw a scary ghost fly by at first but sadly it was an actual person. stop the politics bullshit

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