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mrphreems1 t1_je0lkdn wrote

Maybe some local mafioso are shaking down the vendors for protection money?

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BenevolentCheese t1_je0tr6k wrote

A feral wolverine let loose on the premises?

Gallons of radioactive sludge being dumped from the back of a PT Cruiser in a sewer grate right next to the vendor's tomato kiosk?

Frequent run-ins with durian-sized rats?

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