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Jersey-City-2468 t1_je07p3s wrote

For “safety”?? What could be so dangerous about a farmers market? Or am I just that ignorant to believe that a farmers market carries little risk?

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IamLars t1_je0xd4i wrote

Hot sauce guy farts on the produce when no one is looking AFTER it’s been “triple washed”.

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mrphreems1 t1_je0lkdn wrote

Maybe some local mafioso are shaking down the vendors for protection money?

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BenevolentCheese t1_je0tr6k wrote

A feral wolverine let loose on the premises?

Gallons of radioactive sludge being dumped from the back of a PT Cruiser in a sewer grate right next to the vendor's tomato kiosk?

Frequent run-ins with durian-sized rats?

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photo-smart t1_je0n7ga wrote

Tons of things could be deemed dangerous, depends on your inclination. A vendor could be improperly storing some kind of fuel and too close to the shoppers. Or, farmers/vendors could be falsely using words like "organic" and "all natural". Or anything between those two extremes.

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