Submitted by TotoItsCallMtrRacing t3_1252mmh in jerseycity
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whybother5000 t1_je25isb wrote
She made it hers
jersey385 t1_je2alad wrote
She identifies as a bike.
whybother5000 t1_je2dinl wrote
Believe this one’s a trike. But I don’t want to misgender.
beatsmike t1_je59o4i wrote
LMAO OMG HOLY FUCK HOLY SHIT DUDE WHAT A FUCKING JOKE OMG OMG I'M HEAVING HEAVING BREATHS OMG OH FUCK OH FUCK OHHHHHHHH LMAO LMAO LMAO
beatsmike t1_je4x1a2 wrote
/r/onejoke
CrazyEyesKillah20 t1_je2ssi5 wrote
Tip it over like a cow
DirectorBeneficial48 t1_je24phl wrote
To the surprise of no one
UncleCahn t1_je37ypi wrote
Can't reach 911 if your life depends on it but god forbid them street aint swept on the dot.
adamatic_521 t1_je5cp9b wrote
But how did the Whole Foods look?
TotoItsCallMtrRacing OP t1_je81g9x wrote
Honestly recently it didn’t look terrible. Finally has a floor
theLRG t1_je33ji7 wrote
I can hear the beeping
MarieSkiis t1_je2grvd wrote
We’re lacking TRIKE lanes and technically that little Fisher Price Parking Authority Thingy is a Tricycle so maybe?
gwmjr t1_je3q785 wrote
I would not use any bike lane in JC for biking as you run the risk of being run over with the perp driving off...day or night.
jcdevel t1_jeaqybi wrote
Maybe she was only there for 5 minutes, but yeah, who dare block the JC sacred cow that is the bike lane. Frankly speaking, I am getting alarmed at how has gone all bananas for Bike lanes making very risky for pedestrian and driver at times. What percentage of the population do they benefit anyway? 2% , 5%? I live hear Grand street where they've put two oversized bike lanes which has severely constricted traffic flow and resulted in a few cars being side swiped because they didn't leave enough space for the driving lane.
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HappyArtichoke7729 t1_je24o7u wrote
Someone should call Parking Enforcement on that asshole.