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unassumingdink t1_iwzihek wrote

Auction listing has the pictures that should have been in the article. It's actually really cool looking!

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DrLongIsland t1_iwzjp9w wrote

Those dudes looking at the rings give me strong LOTR villain vibes.

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beanakajulian33 t1_ix074of wrote

Are we SURE that it's not the One Ring?

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Miskatonic_River t1_ix0obg9 wrote

Yes. In contrast to the other Rings of Power, the One Ring bore no gems while the Lady Brook Medieval Diamond Ring has a diamond set in a bezel. Furthermore, the One Ring was famously destroyed in the fires of Mount Doom at the end of the Third Age.

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nickkom t1_ix0trr7 wrote

How do we know we’re not in the second age?

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Son_of_Kong t1_ix1l912 wrote

According to Tolkien himself, we're in the Sixth or Seventh Age.

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EZpeeeZee t1_ix1pwuk wrote

And who would you say is the current necromancer now?

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Son_of_Kong t1_ix63lom wrote

The lore answer is that there's no more unified force of evil, but Morgoth's last act was to infuse his essence in the earth, which is why sin and corruption still exist.

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its_justme t1_ix1kn4m wrote

That sounds like something Sauron would say…

“Oh that’s totally not the one ring, let met throw that away for you…” sweating heavily

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BeautifulStranger80s t1_ix2g43l wrote

Sauron at the auction nervously trying to outbid everyone

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its_justme t1_ix2gvdm wrote

“Ok big S, just stay calm. World domination is in your grasp, just don’t look too needy. Also don’t spend more than 1 mil, you’ve already taken out a reverse mortgage against barad dur and you can’t dodge Saruman’s calls forever”

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Bimimans t1_ix2rj4e wrote

>the One Ring was famously destroyed in the fires of Mount Doom at the end of the Third Age.

Thats what they want you to think. Wake up sheeple.

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abominabot t1_ix0whdi wrote

No way. Isildur was attacked and lost the ring hundreds of years ago. Its probably at the bottom of some river, hidden in the mud. Seems very unlikely some random guy would just find it

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___zero__cool___ t1_ix191tl wrote

The article title literally states this ring was found in the mud. What are you not telling us?

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Bimimans t1_ix2rhcv wrote

It's a joke. In the Lord of the Rings this is what happens to the one ring and it does indeed get found in the river by a hobbit who would then turn into Gollum.

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Touchit88 t1_ix14eti wrote

I can hear it calling to me, so probably.

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LazyLich t1_ix0ob61 wrote

Their faces say: "After all why not? Why shouldn't I keep it?"

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KudaWoodaShooda t1_iwzwlmc wrote

Is it really necessary to show people with bad teeth smiling next to it? So gross

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eveningthunder t1_iwzz2mt wrote

Nowhere near as gross as unnecessary comments on people's physical appearance.

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Cethinn t1_ix0t70j wrote

Is it really necessary to show people with bad personalities in the comments? So gross

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