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Flerbenderper t1_j6ka33y wrote

Reply to comment by ZimaEnthusiast in MFW when my new $1,500 cables of copperless silver, expertly hydrochlorinated with ozone for tighter bass sparklier highs and more danceability, don't sound one bit better than the ones that came with the headphones by LawfulGoodCorgi

I had my eyes surgically removed in pursuit of becoming the ultimate audiophile

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Muttywango t1_j6keefu wrote

I considered this but the head-related transfer function would have been badly affected. I stared at the mid-day sun for half an hour. My eyeballs are intact and the money I saved on surgery was spent on a utility pole outside my house with a dedicated transformer to free myself from tainted current.

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Muggaraffin t1_j6p86dz wrote

I love the idea of someone doing that rather than, ya know…..just closing your eyes

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